Random Statement Thread II

[Smittmaestro]

-cs™

 

[The Yak]

Had a job interview today that didn't go as well as I would have liked. In response, tonight I am going to conduct a scientific experiment wherein I see how much alcohol I must consume in order to make myself believe that I am Genghis Khan.

 

[HeartBroker]

That wouldn't work for me as I already believe that!


Whoooooo
Hooooooo



What?

 

[HeartBroker]

What?

 

[D-rock]

-cs™

There are some nice heavenly bodies there.

 

[Supafly]

Grrrr

 

[The Yak]

It's all in the buttocks. Don't I look pretty?

 

[D-rock]

I have some semi-good news. I went to the eye doctor today, and it seems like I don't have any serious health problems with my eyes other than one is getting an astigmatism. I can still see good enough overall that I don't need glasses, but I'm still debating on whether I should get some anyhow. While I don't get headaches like some people not being able to see as well out of one eye is kind of irritating.

 

[HeartBroker]

"...This isn't flag day. This is ridiculously huge flag day..."

 

[The Yak]

A man claiming to be Tim Tebow broke into my house yesterday. He had sex with my sofa cushions and then ran out of the house while waving his penis around and shouting obscenities.

 

[HeartBroker]

Tebow's always doing stupid shit like that!

 

[vodkazvictim]

May all your shits be angry hodgehegs!

 

[L3ggy]

Two more works, and then I'm on vacation for a week.

 

[sleep]

Care to point out where I claimed Amway was all blue skies and Sunshine?

 

[HeartBroker]

...remember that cocksmoking ass wipe?

:dunno:

 

[Smittmaestro]

The SOTW polls are now open!

Get to the Signature Of The Week thread now! Not gonna link youse ya where it is!!

-cs™

 

[The Yak]

While walking through the neighborhood this afternoon, I noticed a cloud that looked a penis.

 

[The Yak]

I have just come from the UPS store where I dropped off a package for CBS World News correspondent Norah O'Donnell. It contains a letter asking her out to dinner at a local Red Lobster for which I have a gift certificate as well as several photographs of myself in the nude or dressed like as a gladiator. I am reasonably confident that, should she accept this offer, romance will blossom and this will one day be a delightful story we tell our grandchildren.

 

[Bonezstorm]

One of my female Facebook contacts wrote she is "interested in: men and women"
What does that mean? Porn? Sextape?

Pleeeeeeaaaaaaseeeeee :drool2:

 

[Bonezstorm]

One of my female Facebook contacts wrote she is "interested in: men and women"
What does that mean? Porn? Sextape?

Pleeeeeeaaaaaaseeeeee :drool2: