Random Statement Thread II

[Bonezstorm]

Oh man I dreamed about having sex with two different girls last night :drool2:

 

[L3ggy]

Were they famous or just random girls?

 

[busenbust]

damn this market !

 

[Bonezstorm]

Were they famous or just random girls?

Just random. One of them was even an Asian chick who was running around naked. She wanted me, but we had to search for a quiet place to have sex and then . . . .:hybrid:

 

[HeartBroker]

Kicking it off a little early this week!


:hatsoff:

 

[Member442]

I'm not back but I've missed you guys I had to sneak in for a bit:kiss:es and hugs for all!!

 

[L3ggy]

Then you won't get the present I've prepared for you.

 

[Member442]

Oh L3ggy it's alright Seeing you online is the best present ever.:kiss:

 

[L3ggy]

It's not a present that you'll get to keep though.

 

[Member442]

That's alright. As long as I always have you to talk to I already very lucky:kiss:

 

[Automate]

Insomnia, boredom and sexual frustration, along with a pinch of my personal flavour of insanity can result in some pretty wild fantasies. I certainly experienced that some time ago. It's nothing that would (or should) get me banned here or anywhere else for that matter, but telling it would certainly raise a lot of eyebrows and call out all the homophobes and such, plus... who the fuck would give a shit? Even if this is a porn forum, written erotic material doesn't really seem to have an audience or a place here.

Heh. End of random rant... I am very tired. Tired in more ways than one.

I really wish I could have erotic dreams again. Those were always very good and pleasant. I don't remember when I last saw one..

 

[L3ggy]

Good night Alisa. Have a safe journey.

 

[Member442]

Sweet Dreams L3ggy. I'm sure it will be.

 

[Jon S.]

What's with all the love in the air? Did someone spike the Kool-Aid again or something? :1orglaugh

 

[Automate]

What? Love? Where? :dunno:

Certainly not on this forum..

 

[Jon S.]

It's always in the air...one only need know where to look...and keep his/her eyes open.

 

[Member442]

No one spiked my drink I'm on my way home from the happiest place on earth and the beer there was amazing!!! I love me some German beer!!

 

[D-rock]

Hope to see you back soon Alisa.

 

[Jon S.]

What is wrong with the Universe? First it's all the crazy weather everywhere...now, here it is, almost mid-June, and my Pittsburgh Pirates are back at the .500 mark. Now, if we are into July, and my Pirates are still at .500 or above...be afraid...be VERY afraid! I'm pretty certain that is one of the 7 Signs of the Apocalypse!

 

[Bonezstorm]

Gonna need Selina Wagner :drool2: