Random Statement Thread II

[Elwood70]

My ex-wife e-mailed me....she wants to come home.

 

[HeartBroker]

My ex-wife e-mailed me....she wants to come home.

And...
You gonna let her or tell her to piss up a rope?

 

[L3ggy]

Doesn't anyone use phones anymore?

 

[D-rock]

Do phones even make phone calls anymore?

 

[Member442]

Yes I found that out today. I got my first phone call in like 3 months. I text everyone.

 

[HeartBroker]

Doesn't anyone use phones anymore?

I do!
Call me at 1-800-NOT-LIKELY

 

[rizwano]

i dreamt of havin a threesome wth Bree Olson and Natalie Gulbis

 

[HeartBroker]

i dreamt of havin a threesome wth Bree Olson and Natalie Gulbis

You are probably the first!




They paid more attention to each other than me (you)!

 

[L3ggy]

I do!
Call me at 1-800-NOT-LIKELY

*dials 1-800-NOT-LIKELY*

 

[Elwood70]

And...
You gonna let her or tell her to piss up a rope?

I don't know yet....but that's the second time I've heard that phrase in 4 hours.......maybe it's a sign..

 

[Member442]

I don't know yet....but that's the second time I've heard that phrase in 4 hours.......maybe it's a sign..

It might be.



I feel old I hosted a tupperware party yesterday.

 

[L3ggy]

Tupperware?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Why the question mark? Don't you know what tupperware is or can't you believe she did that?

 

[L3ggy]

Both?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Dunno how to explain it in English so here this is from wiki...

Tupperware is the name of a home products line that includes preparation, storage, containment, and serving products for the kitchen and home, which were first introduced to the public in 1946.

Normally "older" housewives host such parties. At those parties they sell tupperware.

 

[L3ggy]

You're saying that Alisa is old? There goes the date :tongue:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

SHE said she feels old! I said NORMALLY! Like in normally older (that's also why I used the "") housewives do that, but Alisa Is an exception!

 

[L3ggy]

Riiiiight!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

You just want to ruin my chances for a date with her!

 

[L3ggy]

Maybe. :elaugh: