It still goes on because of the various bozos who insist that it's urine, regardless of their educational claims. I'm surprised none of them have posted illustrations of their ignorance in this thread yet. This being a movie forum, perhaps we should convert this into a "fake squirting" thread, for those obviously fake clips we've seen?
Yeah, I've had the "drowning" episode too, filled up my eye sockets and stared running into my nose. Tip: turn your head.
Hmm, let me rephrase that: You can complain if she shits on you on purpose, without you agreeing to it beforehand. If it's accidental, well, shit happens, don't go freaking out about it. I imagine she *was* mortified, women tend to be pretty self-concious about all that stuff down there anyway. Proper procedure then is to take it in stride, shrug it off, and treat her with understanding - after all, you've never blown a chunky fart or had a "leak", right? And,
You Might like to bone her again? That episode is probably going to stick in her mind forever, and how it was handled will have an effect on how much sex she - and some guys - will have later. You can tell the story on rare occasions, but don't EVER say who she was (and never bring it up with or around her).
-CB