Maggie Green
Official Checked Star Member
And yet, you were very keen on her before she told you that she's not a burned-out pothead and she wouldn't be twirling around on a stripper pole (so you could hand her the last four quarters in your pocket) for a $1 tip. And even worse, she didn't seem too interested in going out after the show to your 1994 Ford Escort, with the different colored fenders and the Grateful Dead stickers holding the bumpers on, so she could get to know you better over a bowl of weed. Yep, she's clearly out of her mind. What self-respecting girl wouldn't want to hang out with a shrivel-dicked 38 year old pothead, who likely thinks that he's got the world by the tail with his minimum wage job at Wally's Gas & Go? Crazy, man! She's just crazy! Probably best that you stick with the runway fashion models that you typically go out with. Clearly, you is da man!
BTW, Mods... would one of you be willing to shoot me a PM and explain why this person does not have the words "Banned" under his name? Reporting these lowlife losers never accomplishes anything anymore. So what's the new rule that allows them to stay and ruin fun threads? Thanks in advance for the reply.
P.S. Maggie, if you'd be willing to ignore the lone shithead and continue on with those of us who think that you're not just hot, but also uber cool, that would really be appreciated. :wave:
No worries guys! I obviously hurt his feelings or something so he thinks he is going to upset me. Nope. I deal with idiots every single day so I am quite used to it. You wouldn't believe it!
