I'm sure at some point we've all got emails from people telling us someone has died and we can get hold of their inheritance by handing over our account no. etc. I find some of the stories they come up with hilarious (the Nigerians are the funniest) so decided to post the latest one here. Feel free to add yours if you wish to.
Post your scam emails here
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Anyone feel free to go ahead and claim this, I won a similar lottery last month and am waiting for my first money to arrive.
Shell Petroleum Development Company(spdc)
P O Box 1010
Address;Bp 325, Ave. Jean Paul 11 Port Harcort.
(Customer Services)
Lottery Date:12th Dec 2010
WINNING NOTIFICATION:
Ref.No:919347/749-0
Batch:3566465021-0TA/10
Attn:lucky winner,
Congratulations as we happily announce to you today that the draw.Of the
International E-mail Draw which is Organized by Shell Petroleum
Development Company (SPDC) International program held in 2010 in Port
Harcout.
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: G276017-487 with Serial
number 493-678 drew the lucky numbers: [ 7-28-87-65-69-73 ]
The Bonus Ball [02], which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd
category i.e, matches 3 plus bonus. You have therefore been approved to
claim a total sum of US$2.5m (Two Millon Five Hundred Thousand United
States Dollars Only) credited to file nos KTU/9023118308/03. This is from
a total cash prize of US$2.5m (Two Millon Five Hundred Thousand U.S
Dollars) shared amongst the first Ten (10) lucky winners in this category
i.e Match 4 plus bonus.
All participants for the online version were selected randomly from World
Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100
Million Email addresses of unions, associations and corporate bodies that
are listed online.
This promotion takes place once in a year. Please note that your lucky
winning number falls within our booklet representative office in
Port-harcout, as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, Your
US$2.5m (Two Millon Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) would be
released to you by any of our payment offices here in Port Harcout agent
will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your
funds as soon as you contact him. For security reasons, you are advised to
keep your winning information confidential until your claim is processed
and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim
your prize.
This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and
unwarranted abuse of this program, Be warned ! !.
To file for your claim, please contact our claims agent with the
verification form below:
Overseas Claims Unit
Shell Award Claim Agent
Name: Mr. Andy Bello,
Email: andybello56@yahoo.co.jp
KINDLY FILL THE CLAIMS VERIFICATION/PROCESSING FORM BELOW AND SEND IT TO
HIM:
=====================================================
FULL NAMES OF BENEFICIARY:...................................
CONTACT ADDRESS:..............................................
COUNTRY:.....................................................
SEX:.......................AGE:..............................
MARITAL STATUS:............................................
PRIVATE TEL NO:............................................
OCCUPATION:.................................................
AMOUNT WON:..................................................
REFENCE NO:................ BATCH NO: .......................
LUCKY NO:.................. TICKET NO ........................
SERIAL NO:................... LOTTERY DATE: ...................
=======================================================
Our agent will immediately commence the process to facilitating the
release of your funds as soon as you contact him on the email stated
above. You may wish to establish contact with him via e-mail with the
particulars presented above citing the batch and reference numbers to this
letter.
All Our winners are assured of the utmost standards of confidentiality,
and press anonymity until the end of the proceedings, and beyond where
they so desire. Be further advised to maintain the strictest level of
confidentiality until the end of proceedings to circumvent problems
associated with fraudulent claims.
This is part of our precautionary and security measures to avoid double
claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program.
PLEASE CONTACT YOUR CLAIMS AGENT DIRECTLY BY E-Mail:andybello56@yahoo.co.jp
Congratulations from members of staff of the SHELL PETROLUEM DEVELOPMENT
COMPANY.
Yours Faithfully
Grace Sanders
Codinator SHELL OFFICE
SHELL PETROLEUM DEVELOPMENT COMPANY (SPDC)
Shell Petroleum Development Company(spdc)
P O Box 1010
Address;Bp 325, Ave. Jean Paul 11 Port Harcort.
(Customer Services)
Lottery Date:12th Dec 2010
WINNING NOTIFICATION:
Ref.No:919347/749-0
Batch:3566465021-0TA/10
Attn:lucky winner,
Congratulations as we happily announce to you today that the draw.Of the
International E-mail Draw which is Organized by Shell Petroleum
Development Company (SPDC) International program held in 2010 in Port
Harcout.
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: G276017-487 with Serial
number 493-678 drew the lucky numbers: [ 7-28-87-65-69-73 ]
The Bonus Ball [02], which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd
category i.e, matches 3 plus bonus. You have therefore been approved to
claim a total sum of US$2.5m (Two Millon Five Hundred Thousand United
States Dollars Only) credited to file nos KTU/9023118308/03. This is from
a total cash prize of US$2.5m (Two Millon Five Hundred Thousand U.S
Dollars) shared amongst the first Ten (10) lucky winners in this category
i.e Match 4 plus bonus.
All participants for the online version were selected randomly from World
Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100
Million Email addresses of unions, associations and corporate bodies that
are listed online.
This promotion takes place once in a year. Please note that your lucky
winning number falls within our booklet representative office in
Port-harcout, as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, Your
US$2.5m (Two Millon Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) would be
released to you by any of our payment offices here in Port Harcout agent
will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your
funds as soon as you contact him. For security reasons, you are advised to
keep your winning information confidential until your claim is processed
and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim
your prize.
This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and
unwarranted abuse of this program, Be warned ! !.
To file for your claim, please contact our claims agent with the
verification form below:
Overseas Claims Unit
Shell Award Claim Agent
Name: Mr. Andy Bello,
Email: andybello56@yahoo.co.jp
KINDLY FILL THE CLAIMS VERIFICATION/PROCESSING FORM BELOW AND SEND IT TO
HIM:
=====================================================
FULL NAMES OF BENEFICIARY:...................................
CONTACT ADDRESS:..............................................
COUNTRY:.....................................................
SEX:.......................AGE:..............................
MARITAL STATUS:............................................
PRIVATE TEL NO:............................................
OCCUPATION:.................................................
AMOUNT WON:..................................................
REFENCE NO:................ BATCH NO: .......................
LUCKY NO:.................. TICKET NO ........................
SERIAL NO:................... LOTTERY DATE: ...................
=======================================================
Our agent will immediately commence the process to facilitating the
release of your funds as soon as you contact him on the email stated
above. You may wish to establish contact with him via e-mail with the
particulars presented above citing the batch and reference numbers to this
letter.
All Our winners are assured of the utmost standards of confidentiality,
and press anonymity until the end of the proceedings, and beyond where
they so desire. Be further advised to maintain the strictest level of
confidentiality until the end of proceedings to circumvent problems
associated with fraudulent claims.
This is part of our precautionary and security measures to avoid double
claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program.
PLEASE CONTACT YOUR CLAIMS AGENT DIRECTLY BY E-Mail:andybello56@yahoo.co.jp
Congratulations from members of staff of the SHELL PETROLUEM DEVELOPMENT
COMPANY.
Yours Faithfully
Grace Sanders
Codinator SHELL OFFICE
SHELL PETROLEUM DEVELOPMENT COMPANY (SPDC)
It turns out that hot and horny teen girls are not waiting for me.
:weeping:
:weeping:
Wow this one actually has a better plot than some TV movies.
A gripping tale of intrigue, deceit, fabulous wealth and a rich widow.
Check your local listings for air times.
Dear Friend,
My name is Mrs. Suchart Chaovisith wife of the former Thailand Finance minister, who died in 2009 due to a cancer problem. View link for details;
http://www.bangkokpost.com/news/politics/26113/suchart-69-dies-of-cancer
In view of the recent death of my husband year before last, I am very worried over the political crises, and I have decided to contact you, to help me to move some funds to your country for investment.
During his tenure in Office, my late husband awarded a contract to a firm worth several millions of dollars a few years ago. In the course of executing the project the firm discovered large gold deposit in one of the construction sites.
Being the site director he collaborated with the firm in the mining of the gold on a mutual agreement to share the proceeds out of which he got a share of $21.7 Million US dollars.
As a civil servant in our country, he could not circulate these funds in our banking system here in other not to raise an eye-brow and also considering his annual income as well as the code of conduct guidelines regulating civil service here in Kingdom of Thailand. He decided to deposit these funds with a security company attached to diplomatic service under a false disguise as a family treasure pending when he get a partner overseas for possible investments.
Unfortunately, he's no more to conclude this arrangement because of his death last year. Since after my late husband's death, the Government has resolved to illegally prosecute and ntimidate members of the RED SHIRT which is one of the leading opposition to the Government which I am an active member. Now as I am writing to you, they have frozen all my accounts and assets in Thailand. They are using the Department of Special Investigation (DSI) to frame us with involvement in financial crimes just to crush our strength financially and otherwise.
I decided to contact you to take delivery of this money in cash before the expiration of the non-inspection yellow tag on it which protects the content of the consignment from being ascertained by the authorities. This protective yellow tag cost my late husband a large sum to obtain from the diplomatic service and I do not have that kind of money to renew it.
I therefore solicit for your co-operation to take delivery of this fund into your custody for any profitable investment that will be mutually beneficial to us. I will be able to arrange all the necessary procedures to ensure smooth movement of this funds until you are in control of it. We will discuss on the sharing mode for your assistance as we proceed.
Please let me know if you are interested by return mail and also include your full names and direct telephone number (Mobile) to enable me call you as soon as possible. I will provide you with more information as soon as you indicate appreciable interest to deal with.
I will be expecting your response.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Suchart Chaovisith.
Bangkok-Thailand
A gripping tale of intrigue, deceit, fabulous wealth and a rich widow.
Check your local listings for air times.
Dear Friend,
My name is Mrs. Suchart Chaovisith wife of the former Thailand Finance minister, who died in 2009 due to a cancer problem. View link for details;
http://www.bangkokpost.com/news/politics/26113/suchart-69-dies-of-cancer
In view of the recent death of my husband year before last, I am very worried over the political crises, and I have decided to contact you, to help me to move some funds to your country for investment.
During his tenure in Office, my late husband awarded a contract to a firm worth several millions of dollars a few years ago. In the course of executing the project the firm discovered large gold deposit in one of the construction sites.
Being the site director he collaborated with the firm in the mining of the gold on a mutual agreement to share the proceeds out of which he got a share of $21.7 Million US dollars.
As a civil servant in our country, he could not circulate these funds in our banking system here in other not to raise an eye-brow and also considering his annual income as well as the code of conduct guidelines regulating civil service here in Kingdom of Thailand. He decided to deposit these funds with a security company attached to diplomatic service under a false disguise as a family treasure pending when he get a partner overseas for possible investments.
Unfortunately, he's no more to conclude this arrangement because of his death last year. Since after my late husband's death, the Government has resolved to illegally prosecute and ntimidate members of the RED SHIRT which is one of the leading opposition to the Government which I am an active member. Now as I am writing to you, they have frozen all my accounts and assets in Thailand. They are using the Department of Special Investigation (DSI) to frame us with involvement in financial crimes just to crush our strength financially and otherwise.
I decided to contact you to take delivery of this money in cash before the expiration of the non-inspection yellow tag on it which protects the content of the consignment from being ascertained by the authorities. This protective yellow tag cost my late husband a large sum to obtain from the diplomatic service and I do not have that kind of money to renew it.
I therefore solicit for your co-operation to take delivery of this fund into your custody for any profitable investment that will be mutually beneficial to us. I will be able to arrange all the necessary procedures to ensure smooth movement of this funds until you are in control of it. We will discuss on the sharing mode for your assistance as we proceed.
Please let me know if you are interested by return mail and also include your full names and direct telephone number (Mobile) to enable me call you as soon as possible. I will provide you with more information as soon as you indicate appreciable interest to deal with.
I will be expecting your response.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Suchart Chaovisith.
Bangkok-Thailand
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
RE: Urgent Information
...
From:
David Royden <dav@david-royden.co.uk>
...
Add to Contacts
To:
Sequel to your non response of our earlier letter to you on behalf Of the
trustees and Executors to the Will of our late client. I wish to notify you
that we are listing you as a beneficiary to the total sum of £6.2M pounds (Six
Million Two Hundred Thousand pounds) in the codicil and last testament of the
deceased. Until his death he was a major share holder in big companies which
include textile and construction companies.
He was a very great philanthropist during his life time. He died on 28th
January 2007 at the age of 86. Even though he was a foreigner living and
working here he requested before his death that he be buried here in his
words, "I regard here as My home and the people as my people" We therefore
reckoned that you can receive this funds as you are qualified by your name
identity. All the legal papers will be processed on your response.
In your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward any proof
of identities of yours, your current telephone and fax numbers and forwarding
address to enable us file necessary documents at our high court probate
division for the release of this sum of money.
I await your reply soon.
Yours faithfully,
David Royden LLP
...
From:
David Royden <dav@david-royden.co.uk>
...
Add to Contacts
To:
Sequel to your non response of our earlier letter to you on behalf Of the
trustees and Executors to the Will of our late client. I wish to notify you
that we are listing you as a beneficiary to the total sum of £6.2M pounds (Six
Million Two Hundred Thousand pounds) in the codicil and last testament of the
deceased. Until his death he was a major share holder in big companies which
include textile and construction companies.
He was a very great philanthropist during his life time. He died on 28th
January 2007 at the age of 86. Even though he was a foreigner living and
working here he requested before his death that he be buried here in his
words, "I regard here as My home and the people as my people" We therefore
reckoned that you can receive this funds as you are qualified by your name
identity. All the legal papers will be processed on your response.
In your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward any proof
of identities of yours, your current telephone and fax numbers and forwarding
address to enable us file necessary documents at our high court probate
division for the release of this sum of money.
I await your reply soon.
Yours faithfully,
David Royden LLP
Hello, son.
Your dear mother here. You never write. I am new at this email thing. lol.
Come see me at camwithherfree.com
This isn't real. I just made it up because last night I deleted the twelve spam emails I had.
Your dear mother here. You never write. I am new at this email thing. lol.
Come see me at camwithherfree.com
This isn't real. I just made it up because last night I deleted the twelve spam emails I had.
I am glad to only have twelve spam emails. Actually looking back at it sometimes FO Private Message notifications pop up in the spam box, as well as G4 updates, and then I get random legit looking emails here and there which are the real spam.
So in the end I get around maybe five.
Fuck spam. I know how to get around that bullshit.
So in the end I get around maybe five.
Fuck spam. I know how to get around that bullshit.
Hardly. I prefer to keep e-STDs away from my computer. 
Yes I prefer no viruses to get in my computer.
As I mentioned I check my spam box every four to six months.
As I mentioned I check my spam box every four to six months.
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
I've not had a good scam email for a while ... mostly nowadays it's offers for fake Rolex and Viagra .....
There was a TV programme a while back about a guy whose hobby was scamming the scammers. There was one where he pretended to be a priest who was looking after the affairs of another priest who was on his death bed. He would reply to the scammer telling them how fortunate it was that they had written at that time as the dying priest was looking for a good cause to leave his legacy. He'd then string them along asking them to supply photos of them doing things like holding a large fish on their head. After a long period the dying priest made a miraculous recovery.
Hmmm,good job.
I don't open them. I immediately list them as spam and that's that. Of course if I was at my uni' or the public library I will open them there. I've done a damn fine job of keeping my two main emails pretty darn clean for the most part.
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