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[TheOrangeCat]

As if the Gods had heard me ....

Received today with the Subject line - "God has answered your prayers."

From Mr. Sanusi Lamido
New Executive Governor of Central Bank of Nigeria (C.B.N)
Direct phone: +2347043105608
Email: ( s.lamido11@w.cn )

Attention:

I am the new Executive Governor of C.B.N. Mr. Sanusi Lamido A. Sanusi. I am
here to re-brand CBN and correct all the unprofessional and financial
irregularities caused by the formal governor of CBN Prof. Charles C. Soludo

Breaking News! Prof. Charles C. Soludo has been arrested by the Economic &
Financial Crime Commission (EFCC) for destroying the lives of innocent people
who called for the release of their contract payment’s and inheritance
beneficiaries. He has scammed not less than 20 people claiming to release their
funds and was requesting for illegal fees such as delivery fee and
documentation fees. Shortly after his interrogation with the men of the EFCC,
he will be charged to court and the law will take it cause.

As the new appointed Governor of CBN, my duties are to ensure that your
payment gets to you. I have crosschecked the unattended files sent to my desk
and the record shown that you have not received your funds.

For your information, your fund will be RELEASED TO YOU VIA KEY TELEX
TRANSFER (KTT ) -DIRECT WIRE TRANSFER TO YOUR ACCOUNT OR by cash
payment through diplomat.

Be informing that every arrangement regarding your cash payment through
diplomatic services has been concluded; note that your funds have been package
like a consignment. Be informing that the Diplomatic Agency has to move down to
your Country in order to deliver the Consignment to your doorstep. Note that as
soon as the Diplomatic arrive to your Country they will contact you immediately
to enable you help them to get (Yellow Tag Clearance Certificate).

You have to help the diplomats to get (Yellow Tag Clearance Certificate) so
that the customs and immigration will not inspection your consignment box at
the Airport, for security reason you are advice to follow the rules and
regulation of the diplomats for easy collection of the consignment, you have to
welcome the diplomatic agent, to enable them deliver the Consignment to you
immediately, be inform that as soon as the diplomatic obtain the above name
certificate they will deliver the Consignment to your door step.
Based on this, I want you to Re-confirm the following information stated below
Immediately, so that as soon as the diplomatic arrive in your country he will call
You immediately to notify you.

1) YOUR FULL NAME: _________________
2) YOUR COMPLETE ADDRESS : ______________________________
3) NAME OF CITY OF RESIDENCE:_______________________________
4) COUNTRY:____________________________________
5) DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER:____________________________________
6) MOBILE NUMBER:____________________________________
7) OCCUPATION:________________________________
8) PROFESSION, SEX, AGE AND MARITAL STATUS:_________________
9) WORKING ID/INT'L PASSPORT:_________________
For us to consider you serious to receive your Cash Fund, Please respond
Urgently

Regards,
Mr. Sanusi Lamido
New Executive Governor of Central Bank of Nigeria (C.B.N)
Direct phone: +2347043105608
Get back to this email: ( s.lamido11@w.cn )

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I didn't read it, but the subject line was: "*Insert name*, I just saw your mother cheating on you!!!!!!"

 

[alexpnz]

This broke my heart! :1orglaugh
http://www.romancescam.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=18979&sid=e44f5ca4638f4a12c1e1ac7815520f91

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I just got some and it is classic:

The sender name is: Hung Sewell

Subject is: Don't hide your bone on


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And those men have three key things in common that their sex starved friends don’t:
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But you too could give your body the nutrients it needs to support your entire sexual health.

Depression prefers women. They are about twice as likely as men to become depressed.

Ah great now I have depression vying after women? I'm never gonna get a date for Valentine's Day now.

 

[Rezen]

Please do not be offended & I will understand completely if you
cannot be of assistance to me. I am the wife of Late Mr. Alexander
Litvinenko (Mrs.Marina Litvinenko) and my late husband was a former
Russian spy.

My Husband tea was poisoned with polonium-210 by the Russia
Government and died November 2006 at the University College Hospital
in Central London because of the memorandum he wrote concerning
numerous connections between top brass of Russian law enforcement
agencies and Russian mafia groups, such as Solntsevo gang which they
are after my life ( Reason I will disclose Further). Visit link:
*deleted email


Please I want you to assist me in transferring my late husband
deposited funds from a financial security vault with one of the
biggest banks in the world. All I need from you is to take charge of
the funds transfer to your country for charity purpose and use your
discresion on investment without any publicity involvement.

Do take this assistance as a contribution to fate because this is not
an easy task for my situation and that is the main reason why I
contacted you, more details on establishing relationship with me if
you are willing to take the responsibility.

Thanks,
Mrs.Marina Litvinenko
My Email is: *deleted link* reply me if interested.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I believe you Mrs. Marina Litvinenko!!! I believe you!!!!!!

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I just received an email promoting something called viagbra. I'd have posted it, but it was a one sentence piece o' crap.

 

[Ulysses31]

Hello honey!! I am for a good mature man.

As for myself, I am a pretty Ukrainian lady.
Are you fond of Ukrainian ladies??

We are not just pretty and clever, but very tolerant as well..
Ukrainian ladies? esteem family and tend to be with their beloved ones a great deal of right time..

It's right time to meet each other!
I'll be waiting for you on international marriage site. Bye dear!!

International Marriage Agency

I wonder if this FBI address is valid?

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.
WASHINGTON D.C ROOM,7367
J. EDGAR HOOVER FBI BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE,
NW WASHINGTON, DC 20535,
Telephone Number+1 (206) 350 5763
E-mail: cyberdivision@fed-bureauofinvestigation.org


ATTENTION : Beneficiary,

We the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Washington, DC in conjunction with some other relevant Investigation Agencies like Internal Revenue Service, Office of the Foreign Asset Control, Homeland Security and Treasury Department here in the United states of America have recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a transaction with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) as regards to you over-due Contract/Inheritance payment which was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly.

After the meeting endorsed on 11th of January 2011 at the Bank Auditorium Center , the whole conflict of SCAMS was revealed to us by the Board of Trustee of Federal Republic of Nigeria mostly by the three arms of Government. (The Judiciary, the Legislature and the Executive).

These three arms of Government has made Us realize that the rampart of SCAMS over floating around the United State of America and some other part of the world was been set up by the root of some Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) Ex-Workers that have been suspended for sometimes due to their dubious characters of initiating people to impersonate the Government Workers to receive peoples hard earn money from them, mostly with the Executive Governor identity.

For these reasons,the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) Executive Governor was invited to this office to defend the allegation against Him While he made complain that his office was not in charge of foreign transfer of funds, that the accredited office was Federal Ministry of Finance Department (FEDMINAP) in person of (Mrs. Yvonne George) as the transfer officer in charge of all foreign transfer payment files.

According to the Federal Republic of Nigeria constitution law in section IIIV of Year 1999 which state that any foreign transfer must undergoes a legal fee of 0.10% of the total sum of transfer for the procurement of the following documents (CONTRACT AWARD CERTIFICATE, FUND RELEASE AND CONVEYANCE CERTIFICATE AND THE CONTRACT COMPLETION CERTIFICATE) which will prevent the receiving Bank for query/question by the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency(NDLEA) on the source of funds, These Certificates proves that the funds was not for ANTI-TERRORISM, MONEY LAUNDRY AND DRUG TRAFFICKING.

The Federal Government of Nigeria has approved that all overdue outstanding payments must be made on before the upcoming Local Government Electorates which might leads to recalling of funds back to the Bank Treasury.

Meanwhile, we are also informed that a Man with an America passport number (3028882234) came to the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) affiliated bank office in U.K few days ago with a letter, claiming to be your true representative.
Here are the man information bellow:

Name: Denis Marion
Bank Name: US Bank
Bank Address: 15389 west 119th st Olathe, Kansas 66062
Account Number: 14337 111 8066
Routing number: 101 000 167
Swift code: USB KUS 44 IMT

FUND TRANSFER PAYMENT STATUS

Beneficiaries will be liable to pay the sum of US$850 directly to the Nigeria Deposit Insurance Corporation (NDIC) which will be used for the SEAL of compiling of the three important Certificates together after the Justice signature at the Supreme Court for tendering to Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) before they can commence with the transfer of funds in your favor and to be credited by the receiving Bank (Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) Plc) within two bank working days after the day of transfer.

INSTRUCTION/WARNING FROM ROBERT S. MUELLER III.

NOTE.
You are urgently advised to please reconfirm the following to INSURANCE COMPANY, as a matter of urgency if this man is from you so that this office will not issue your fund and be held responsible, Because is ready to pay the imposed fee to make the transfer effective.

If this man isn't of your true rep, you are requested to contact for your inheritance claim valued of US$12,500,000.00M (Twelve Million, Five hundred thousand United States Dollars only) will be remitted into your nominated bank account.

1) Your full name.
2) Phone, fax and mobile #.
3) Residential address.
4) Company name, Office position and Company address.
5) Profession, Age and marital status.


IMPORTANT NOTICE.

A photocopy of the three Certificates mention above earlier will be forwarded to the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) after the confirmation of the seal fee by the Supreme Court. Henceforth, contact this Office immediately for the submission of the above information required of you and the receipt of the payment you make via Western Union / Money Gram to the legitimate office below :

Remember you are only to pay the liable sum of $850 to receive the documents requested to release your funds .

Name: Dr. Sarah Alade
Customer Care Director (Nigeria Deposit Insurance Corporation (NDIC)
E-mail: cbndeputygovernor@protestant.com
Cell Phone: +234-709-532-3278

Note: we are on investigation and security watch over any message with Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), to benefit the satisfaction of all the United States Citizen by seeking to wiretap scams on the internet with the help of Nigeria Government and also with the assistance of all United states Citizen, by listening to the instructions we give out to avoid falling for SCAMS on INTERNET.

Once again, we will advise that you contact the Nigeria Deposit Insurance Corporation with the above email address and make sure you forward to them all the necessary information's that are listed above for the procedure to the Supreme Court for the SEAL of the Certificates for the release of your fund to you accordingly.

Should in case you need any more information's in regards to this notification, feel free to get back to us so that we can brief you more as we are here to guide you during and after this project has been completely perfected and you have received your contract fund as stated.

Thank you very much for your co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.

Thanks and hope to read from you soon.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.
WASHINGTON D.C ROOM,7367
J. EDGAR HOOVER FBI BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE,
NW WASHINGTON, DC 20535,
Telephone Number+1 (206) 350 5763
E-mail: cyberdivision@fed-bureauofinvestigation.org

 

[BlueBalls]

I don't get scam emails. I get scam phone calls.

I'm special. :yesyes:

 

[Ulysses31]

I'm special Needs. :yesyes:

Yes you are

 

[Ulysses31]

Damn this one's from the United Nations :surprise:

UNITED NATIONS FUND

A lump sum of ($650,500.00usd) have been credited to your E-mail
Address.Congrats...your grant pin number is (UNO-154/4456/011)
Confirm this receipt by contacting Dr.Walter Soweto
Email: drwaltersoweto00@aol.com
Tell: +6016 320 1081


Name:___
Address:___
Age:___
Sex:___
Telephone____
Occupation:___
Country__


Sincerely,
Regards,
(UNITED NATIONS SECRETARY GENERAL)