Post your scam emails here

I'm sure at some point we've all got emails from people telling us someone has died and we can get hold of their inheritance by handing over our account no. etc. I find some of the stories they come up with hilarious (the Nigerians are the funniest) so decided to post the latest one here. Feel free to add yours if you wish to.

Dear Sir/Madam,

Happy New Year 2011 to you and your family; my name is Mr. Sagmeister Franz, before moving to Belgium, I am a branch manager at one of the top banks in Hamburg. I am also the Account officer to Mr. Dieter Bock, a German Millionaire businessman who choked to death on food from his own restaurant on May 12 2010 at the age of 70.

Before his death, Mr. Bock was famously described by Edward Heath in 1973 as “an unpleasant and unacceptable face of capitalism”, Lonrho had been led by Rowland for three decades, during which time it had grown from an obscure African mining business into a conglomerate whose interests also embraced hotels, car dealerships and The Observer newspaper. Lonrho’s performance in the early 1990s had suffered both from falling commodity prices and from the distraction of Rowland’s bitter battles over the ownership of Harrods, in which he had never forgiven the Fayed brothers for outwitting him.

As profits slipped and debts rose, hitherto loyal investors began to lose confidence in Rowland, who at 75 showed no sign of loosening his grip — until the advent of the mild-mannered, self-effacing Dieter Bock, who presented himself at Rowland’s office in October 1992. His interest in investing in Lonrho was, he declared, driven by a belief that the group had the right skills to help him expand his own interests in Eastern Europe.

Bock, worth an estimated 600 million euros ($736.8 million), owned a string of famous hotels that included the 250-room Atlantic Hotel, which has housed guests such as Arnold Schwarzenegger, Andre Agassi and Placido Domingo, and where much of "Tomorrow Never Dies" was filmed. But the truth is that Bock is far worth more than that. Mr. Bock has an extra total of Euros 109 Million in a coded rainy days savings under my care which nobody knows about.

Since nobody knows about this I seek your consent to front you as the Next of Kin of the deceased Mr. Bock so that the proceeds of this Account valued at 109 Million Euros can be paid to you then you and I will share the money at 6o% to me and 40% to you. I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to backup any claim we may make. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable this deal get through. The whole money is in his rainy days account waiting for "you", his next of kin to claim it.

You are not paying any single dime; I have it all taken care of already. All you need to do it front as the next of kin and I will take it from there. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the Law. I have arranged everything that all our business relationship regarding this will be close within the confine of my financial broker friend's office and the bank. Please get to me immediately with your direct cell phone and fax numbers to enable us further about this transaction. Please also copy your replies to my alternative email address under my name below for security purpose.

Thank your for your anticipation.

Sagmeister Franz
f-sagmeister@hotmail.com
 
Anyone feel free to go ahead and claim this, I won a similar lottery last month and am waiting for my first money to arrive.



Shell Petroleum Development Company(spdc)
P O Box 1010
Address;Bp 325, Ave. Jean Paul 11 Port Harcort.
(Customer Services)
Lottery Date:12th Dec 2010
WINNING NOTIFICATION:
Ref.No:919347/749-0
Batch:3566465021-0TA/10


Attn:lucky winner,

Congratulations as we happily announce to you today that the draw.Of the
International E-mail Draw which is Organized by Shell Petroleum
Development Company (SPDC) International program held in 2010 in Port
Harcout.

Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: G276017-487 with Serial
number 493-678 drew the lucky numbers: [ 7-28-87-65-69-73 ]
The Bonus Ball [02], which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd
category i.e, matches 3 plus bonus. You have therefore been approved to
claim a total sum of US$2.5m (Two Millon Five Hundred Thousand United
States Dollars Only) credited to file nos KTU/9023118308/03. This is from
a total cash prize of US$2.5m (Two Millon Five Hundred Thousand U.S
Dollars) shared amongst the first Ten (10) lucky winners in this category
i.e Match 4 plus bonus.

All participants for the online version were selected randomly from World
Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100
Million Email addresses of unions, associations and corporate bodies that
are listed online.

This promotion takes place once in a year. Please note that your lucky
winning number falls within our booklet representative office in
Port-harcout, as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, Your
US$2.5m (Two Millon Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) would be
released to you by any of our payment offices here in Port Harcout agent
will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your
funds as soon as you contact him. For security reasons, you are advised to
keep your winning information confidential until your claim is processed
and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim
your prize.

This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and
unwarranted abuse of this program, Be warned ! !.
To file for your claim, please contact our claims agent with the
verification form below:
Overseas Claims Unit

Shell Award Claim Agent
Name: Mr. Andy Bello,
Email: andybello56@yahoo.co.jp
KINDLY FILL THE CLAIMS VERIFICATION/PROCESSING FORM BELOW AND SEND IT TO
HIM:
=====================================================
FULL NAMES OF BENEFICIARY:...................................

CONTACT ADDRESS:..............................................

COUNTRY:.....................................................

SEX:.......................AGE:..............................

MARITAL STATUS:............................................

PRIVATE TEL NO:............................................

OCCUPATION:.................................................

AMOUNT WON:..................................................

REFENCE NO:................ BATCH NO: .......................

LUCKY NO:.................. TICKET NO ........................

SERIAL NO:................... LOTTERY DATE: ...................

=======================================================
Our agent will immediately commence the process to facilitating the
release of your funds as soon as you contact him on the email stated
above. You may wish to establish contact with him via e-mail with the
particulars presented above citing the batch and reference numbers to this
letter.

All Our winners are assured of the utmost standards of confidentiality,
and press anonymity until the end of the proceedings, and beyond where
they so desire. Be further advised to maintain the strictest level of
confidentiality until the end of proceedings to circumvent problems
associated with fraudulent claims.

This is part of our precautionary and security measures to avoid double
claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program.

PLEASE CONTACT YOUR CLAIMS AGENT DIRECTLY BY E-Mail:andybello56@yahoo.co.jp
Congratulations from members of staff of the SHELL PETROLUEM DEVELOPMENT
COMPANY.

Yours Faithfully
Grace Sanders
Codinator SHELL OFFICE
SHELL PETROLEUM DEVELOPMENT COMPANY (SPDC)
 
Wow this one actually has a better plot than some TV movies.
A gripping tale of intrigue, deceit, fabulous wealth and a rich widow.
Check your local listings for air times.


Dear Friend,

My name is Mrs. Suchart Chaovisith wife of the former Thailand Finance minister, who died in 2009 due to a cancer problem. View link for details;

http://www.bangkokpost.com/news/politics/26113/suchart-69-dies-of-cancer

In view of the recent death of my husband year before last, I am very worried over the political crises, and I have decided to contact you, to help me to move some funds to your country for investment.

During his tenure in Office, my late husband awarded a contract to a firm worth several millions of dollars a few years ago. In the course of executing the project the firm discovered large gold deposit in one of the construction sites.

Being the site director he collaborated with the firm in the mining of the gold on a mutual agreement to share the proceeds out of which he got a share of $21.7 Million US dollars.

As a civil servant in our country, he could not circulate these funds in our banking system here in other not to raise an eye-brow and also considering his annual income as well as the code of conduct guidelines regulating civil service here in Kingdom of Thailand. He decided to deposit these funds with a security company attached to diplomatic service under a false disguise as a family treasure pending when he get a partner overseas for possible investments.

Unfortunately, he's no more to conclude this arrangement because of his death last year. Since after my late husband's death, the Government has resolved to illegally prosecute and ntimidate members of the RED SHIRT which is one of the leading opposition to the Government which I am an active member. Now as I am writing to you, they have frozen all my accounts and assets in Thailand. They are using the Department of Special Investigation (DSI) to frame us with involvement in financial crimes just to crush our strength financially and otherwise.

I decided to contact you to take delivery of this money in cash before the expiration of the non-inspection yellow tag on it which protects the content of the consignment from being ascertained by the authorities. This protective yellow tag cost my late husband a large sum to obtain from the diplomatic service and I do not have that kind of money to renew it.

I therefore solicit for your co-operation to take delivery of this fund into your custody for any profitable investment that will be mutually beneficial to us. I will be able to arrange all the necessary procedures to ensure smooth movement of this funds until you are in control of it. We will discuss on the sharing mode for your assistance as we proceed.

Please let me know if you are interested by return mail and also include your full names and direct telephone number (Mobile) to enable me call you as soon as possible. I will provide you with more information as soon as you indicate appreciable interest to deal with.

I will be expecting your response.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Suchart Chaovisith.
Bangkok-Thailand
 
Finally a friend :o

Hello Friend,

I am Mr. Serge Sisse Sekou, an Ivorian looking for new opportunities to invest in medium and big scale business.

I worked with Laurent Gbagbo my late father's friend who is still the President of Ivory Coast for ten years of my life; I don't think anything in the Ivorian government makes any interest to me anymore.

I would be interested in your project or any Business that would be easy to manage and beneficial of course. If you could prepare a simple one-page business plan that would be brief for me to read quickly, I might be interested.

Best Regard,
Mr.Serge Sisse Sekou
mrserge@mail.bg
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
RE: Urgent Information
...
From:
David Royden <dav@david-royden.co.uk>
...
Add to Contacts
To:
Sequel to your non response of our earlier letter to you on behalf Of the
trustees and Executors to the Will of our late client. I wish to notify you
that we are listing you as a beneficiary to the total sum of £6.2M pounds (Six
Million Two Hundred Thousand pounds) in the codicil and last testament of the
deceased. Until his death he was a major share holder in big companies which
include textile and construction companies.

He was a very great philanthropist during his life time. He died on 28th
January 2007 at the age of 86. Even though he was a foreigner living and
working here he requested before his death that he be buried here in his
words, "I regard here as My home and the people as my people" We therefore
reckoned that you can receive this funds as you are qualified by your name
identity. All the legal papers will be processed on your response.

In your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward any proof
of identities of yours, your current telephone and fax numbers and forwarding
address to enable us file necessary documents at our high court probate
division for the release of this sum of money.

I await your reply soon.

Yours faithfully,

David Royden LLP
 
Hello, son.

Your dear mother here. You never write. I am new at this email thing. lol.

Come see me at camwithherfree.com


This isn't real. I just made it up because last night I deleted the twelve spam emails I had.
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Twelve? I have hundreds.
 
I am glad to only have twelve spam emails. Actually looking back at it sometimes FO Private Message notifications pop up in the spam box, as well as G4 updates, and then I get random legit looking emails here and there which are the real spam.

So in the end I get around maybe five.

Fuck spam. I know how to get around that bullshit.
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
I love them, I make love to them, it's a very beautiful thing to see.
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
That's good too.
 
Yes I prefer no viruses to get in my computer.

As I mentioned I check my spam box every four to six months. :cool:
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Maybe I should too.
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
You too eh?
 
There was a TV programme a while back about a guy whose hobby was scamming the scammers. There was one where he pretended to be a priest who was looking after the affairs of another priest who was on his death bed. He would reply to the scammer telling them how fortunate it was that they had written at that time as the dying priest was looking for a good cause to leave his legacy. He'd then string them along asking them to supply photos of them doing things like holding a large fish on their head. After a long period the dying priest made a miraculous recovery.
 
I don't open them. I immediately list them as spam and that's that. Of course if I was at my uni' or the public library I will open them there. I've done a damn fine job of keeping my two main emails pretty darn clean for the most part.
 
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