Post Your Best Relationship Advice
- Thread starter Rockhammer
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Don't flush.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
And always leave the seat up.
Try discussing what you like about Porno Dan during dinner. Chicks love Porno Dan.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Talk nonstop about steam locomotives.
CrimsonBolt
I AM A SLUT FOR RYAN GOSLING
So chicks likes hypocrites men that never fucked a black woman? That's what you mean?
In the case that the chick is black, what we have to do so?
No, no i'm not trolling i really need advices.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
Find a nice gal who likes fast food and binge-watching NetFlix who will, at the end of the night, gladly and eagerly kiss and sit on your wiener making it all tired and wet until the white stuff comes out.
Sage words of wisdom passed along here, thanks for the insights, gentlemen. The first thing a man needs to do in a relationship is figure out what exactly he wants out of it. I can't imagine any self-respecting fellow wanting to get married and surrender his freedom for pussy, if pussy isn't easily and readily available for you, marrying one so you have easy and ready access is just sad commentary on the fact that you aren't a self-respecting man that's worth much of a fuck.
When she asks you "do you think she's pretty?" be honest and say "hell yeah." Especially if it's her prettier sister.
stop spending time on freeones and more time on your girlfriend
Piper Blush
Official Checked Star Member
Communication and oral sex!
Truth.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Well down on the farm, my old pappy use to say - bring a goat to a cliff, it pushes back better.
