Post Your Best Relationship Advice

[bobjustbob]

Rane, you never ceace to deliver.

Follow me here now. Bitches cost money. Money you can well spend on yourself. Those things like video games, nights out with the boys, Starbucks, clothing, gambling, fill in the blank. Bitches aren't about your things.

Okay, you find one that doesn't want to go to chick flicks and dining where her Facebook friends think have "the most AMAZING" food. Do you want her out on the links with you renting a set of clubs on a regulator basis? I don't. You have your life, I have my life and we have things to share. 3 different things.

And the bitch better bring her pocketbook. Think of yourself as a prize. Let her want you with money instead of the other way. If she can pick up the check you are getting your blow job. Otherwise you are paying way too much for pussy. Stroke your dick tonight and keep your money in your pocket. Tomorrow is another day. And for God's sakes, stay out of the titty bars.

 

[Rane1071]

Rane, you never ceace to deliver.

Follow me here now. Bitches cost money. Money you can well spend on yourself. Those things like video games, nights out with the boys, Starbucks, clothing, gambling, fill in the blank. Bitches aren't about your things.

Okay, you find one that doesn't want to go to chick flicks and dining where her Facebook friends think have "the most AMAZING" food. Do you want her out on the links with you renting a set of clubs on a regulator basis? I don't. You have your life, I have my life and we have things to share. 3 different things.

Think of yourself as a prize.

Yeah, but you've got to think of it as an investment. Like, buy that special chick a $100 gift certificate (bitches love $100 gift certificates) and she'll be so happy, and turned on, she's going to rush out and buy you some cool socks (hopefully black), because she wants to see her special guy naked in his socks (again, possibly black) which will turn her on so much you'll have the best sex evah!
Well, at least since the last time you bought her a $100 gift certificate.

So in short - Gift certificate>Socks>Kinky sex.

Yes.
Especially black socks!

:1orglaugh I see what you did there.

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

Find common interests.
Be respectful.
And fornicate early and often!!!

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

You know what can help save every relationship? A baby.

Instead of getting married; just find someone you hate and buy them a house.

When your girl is complaining about something bad at work, school, etc. stare deeply into her eyes and whisper, "no one gives a shit."

Compare your relationship to the ones in movies.

 

[sean miguel]

when she says "ow, that's my butt" apologize then try to put it in there again.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Yeah, but you've got to think of it as an investment. Like, buy that special chick a $100 gift certificate (bitches love $100 gift certificates)
Well, at least since the last time you bought her a $100 gift certificate.

If a week goes by and my lady doesn't get a hundred dollar gift certificate she will burn down my house.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Only take relationship advice from friends who are single.

 

[Rane1071]

If a week goes by and my lady doesn't get a hundred dollar gift certificate she will burn down my house.

Yep', that's why it pays to keep one in your wallet for emergency relationship situations. "Be Prepared" and all that.

 

[georges]

I think that everyone should live in a separate place and spend good moments together during the week end as well as keep a personal and individiual life. Don't give too much and don't be too accomodating

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Your shit is all fucked up and you talk like a f*g, Georges. :georges:

 

[georges]

Your shit is all fucked up and you talk like a f*g, Georges. :georges:

I don't think so. I am very determined when I talk about something that is the difference. I have been the bureau of cries and divorces in my first job during almost four years. What I know for sure is that any fool with a dick can make baby, but only a real man knows how to raise his children. What's the point seriously of getting married and then divorced after 15-20 years of marriage if there is no communication, no trust and no hardcore and kinky sex between the husband and the wife in their couple life? I have seen some people who have their eyes stuck on their mobile phone in the restaurant instead of talking with their partner and watching him or her straight in the eyes.Is that a proof of being guenine or authentic when you like someone? No, it is not.
I think it is best for the man and the woman to have their own separate homes or appartments and see each other the week ends or during holidays so they both keep their independance, freedom and can spend good time together.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I was paraphrasing a quote from a scene in the greatest the greatest movie of the last twenty years.

 

[himperv203]

heee heee funny place for a discussion like this

 

[Luxman]

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[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

I don't think so. I am very determined when I talk about something that is the difference. I have been the bureau of cries and divorces in my first job during almost four years. What I know for sure is that any fool with a dick can make baby, but only a real man knows how to raise his children. What's the point seriously of getting married and then divorced after 15-20 years of marriage if there is no communication, no trust and no hardcore and kinky sex between the husband and the wife in their couple life? I have seen some people who have their eyes stuck on their mobile phone in the restaurant instead of talking with their partner and watching him or her straight in the eyes.Is that a proof of being guenine or authentic when you like someone? No, it is not.
I think it is best for the man and the woman to have their own separate homes or appartments and see each other the week ends or during holidays so they both keep their independance, freedom and can spend good time together.

And this georges is exactly what I meant in the political thread when I said no way were you the least bit dumb.

 

[georges]

And this georges is exactly what I meant in the political thread when I said no way were you the least bit dumb.

I appreciate the compliment. Politics and personal life are two different things I think. Often your personal life and your professional background make you cleave more to the right or more to the left. In a couple's life, lack of communication is killing a couple and eventually when there is no interaction, it is boredom and each seeks to flirt or play dangerously with the other's feelings. I could never consider myself contemplating a life in a couple with someone who cheats and plays with my feelings.

 

[Grainne]

... men?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Marry a nice Asian girl. White (American) women are for casual sex and/or to get help at a store. They absolutely ruined themselves. If I could give White women advice I'd recommend they gain 80 lbs and start trying to hang out with Black fellas. One man's trash is another man's treasure and some like quantity over quality too.