The *******, the *******,
Let's talk dirty to the *******
Fuck you, Mister Bunny
Eat ****, Mister Bear.
If they don't love it, they can shove it
Frankly, I don't care - Oh,
The *******, the *******,
Let's talk dirty to the *******
Up yours, Mister Hippo
**** off, Mister Fox.
Go tell a chicken "Suck my dick" an'
Give him Chicken Pox - Oh,
The *******, the *******,
Let's talk dirty to the *******
From birds in the treetops
To snakes in the grass - But,
Never tell an alligator "Bite my..." No!
Never tell an alligator "Bite my..." Yes!
Never tell an alligator "Bite my... snatch.