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L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
We fought him hard we fought him well
Out on the plains we gave him hell
But many came too much for Cree
Oh will we ever be set free?

Riding through dustclouds and barren wastes
Galloping hard on the plains
Chasing the redskins back to their holes
Fighting them at their own game
Murder for freedom the stab in the back
Women and children are cowards attack

Run to the hills run for your lives
Run to the hills run for your lives
 
They call me the hunter, that's my name
A pretty little woman like you, is my only game
I bought me a love gun, just the other day
And I aim, to aim it your way
Ain't no use to hide
Ain't no use to run
'Cause I've got you in the sights, of my gun
 
Here's my entry, the main chorus from Billy Connolly's If It Wasn't For Your Wellies :D

If it wasn't for your wellies where would you be
You'd be in the hospital or infirmary
'Cause you would have a dose of the flu or even pleurisy
If you didn't have your feet in your wellies
 
Apologies for the length of this one, but it's a oldie that is funny as hell..
The text highlighted in blue and red, are jokes that are spoken during the song.


MY OLD MAN'S A DUSTMAN - Lonnie Donegan

Now here's a little story...
To tell it is a must...
About an unsung hero...
That moves away the dust...

Some people make a fortune...
Others earn a mint...
My old man don't earn much...
In fact he's bloomin' skint...

Oh my old man's a dustman
He wears a dustman's hat
He wears cor blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat
He looks a proper 'nana
In his great big hob nailed boots
He's got such a job to pull 'em up
That he calls 'em daisy roots

Some folks give tips at christmas
And some of them forget
So when he picks their bins up
He spills some on the step
Now one old man got nasty
And to the council wrote
Next time my old man went round there
He punched him up the throat

Oh my old man's a dustman
He wears a dustman's hat
He wears cor blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat

I say, I say, I say, Les..
I found a police dog in my dustbin..
How do you know it was a police dog?
He had a policeman with him!


Though my old mans a dustman
He's got an 'art of gold
He got married recently
Though he's 86 years old
We said 'ere hang on dad
You're getting past your prime
He said well when you get my age
It 'elps to pass the time

Oh my old man's a dustman
He wears a dustman's hat
He wears cor blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat

I say I say I say ..
My dustbin's full of lilies
Well throw'em away then!
I can't lily's wearing 'em


Now one day whilst in a hurry
He missed a ladies bin
He hadn't gone but a few yards
When she chased after him
What game d'you think you're playing
She cried right from the 'art
You've missed me am I too late?
Nah jump up on the cart

Oh my old man's a dustman
He wears a dustman's hat
He wears cor blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat

I say I say I say
Not you again!
My dustbin's absolutely full with toadstools
How d'you know it's full?
Cuz there's not mushroom inside


He found a tiger's head one day
Nailed to a piece of wood
The tiger looked quite miserable
But I suppose he should
Just then from out the window
A voice began to wail
He said Oi where's me tigers head?
Four feet from his tail!

Oh my old man's a dustman
He wears a dustman's hat
He wears cor blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat

Next time you see a dustman
Looking all pale and sad
Don't kick him in the dustbin
It might me my old dad...
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
Lonely I'm Mr Lonely,
I have nobody,
For my own
I'm so lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
I have nobody,
For my own
I'm so lonely
 

dick van cock

Closed Account
Well he came home from the war with a party in his head
And modified Brougham DeVille
And a pair of legs that opened up like butterfly wings
And a mad dog that wouldn't sit still
He went and took up with a Salvation Army Band girl
Who played dirty water on a swordfishtrombone
He went to sleep at the bottom of Tenkiller lake
and he said "gee, but it's great to be home."

Well he came home from the war with a party in his head
And an idea for a fireworks display
He knew that he'd be ready with a stainless steel machete
And a half a pint of Ballentine's each day
And he holed up in room above a hardware store
Cryin' nothing there but Hollywood tears
And he put a spell on some poor little Crutchfield girl
And stayed like that for 27 years

He packed up all his expectations he lit out for California
With a flyswatter banjo on his knee
With a lucky tiger in his angel hair and benzedrine for getting there
They found him in a eucalyptus tree
Lieutenant got him a canary bird and skanked her head with every word
And Chesterfielded moonbeams in a song
And he got 20 years for lovin' her from some Oklahoma governor
said everything this Doughboy does is wrong

Now some say he's doing the obituary mambo
Now some say that he's hanging on the wall
Perhaps this yarn's the only thing that holds this man together
Some say he was never here at all

Some say they saw him down in Birmingham
Sleeping in a boxcar going by
And if you think that you can tell a bigger tale
I swear to God you'd have to tell a lie
 
Well last night I slept in the open
(It gets so hot in the city)
Down by a redwood tree
(It gets so hot in the city)
Yes last night I slept in the open,
Just to let, just to let, just to let my soul free.
I don't wanna know, I don't wanna go,
I don't wanna go back into the city.
I don't wanna know, I don't wanna go,
I don't wanna go back into the city...
It's just a long long long long, lonely taxi ride, going nowhere.
 
I can still remember Jenny Hernando, she was my little lovely one when I was seventeen.
I remember the day that she gave me her virginity, an then she gave it to everyone in our vicinity.


Dr Death should know this one.. :D
 
^^^
Sounds a lot like the limerick from "Jaws":

Here lies the body of Mary Lee
Died at the age of a hundred and three
For fifteen years she kept her virginity
Not a bad record for this vicinity

;)
 

dick van cock

Closed Account
When I'm in trouble and I have no friends,
I know she'll go with me until the end.
Ev'rybody asks me how I know.
I smile at them and say she told me so.
That's why I know, yes, I know,
Hallelujah, I just love her so.

Now if I call her on the telephone,
And tell her that I'm all alone,
By the time I count from one to four, I hear her on my door.

In the evening when the sun does down,
When there is nobody else around,
She kisses me and she holds me tight.
And tells me "Daddy ev'ry thing's all right."
That's why I know, yes, I know,
Hallelujah, I just love her so.
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
Ich gab dir meine Liebe
Ich gab dir mein Geld !
Und wo bist du jetzt, Marie (Sara) ?

Ich gab dir die Schlüssel
zu meiner Riesenwelt !
Und wo bist du jetzt, Marie (Sara) ?

Ganz egal wo du dich rumtreibst!
Ich hoffe es geht dir schlecht !
Schlampe ! Drecksau !
Ich hoffe es geht dir schlecht !
Schlampe ! Drecksau !
Ich hoffe es geht dir schlecht !

Und schon kommst du angekrochen,
doch ich kenne dich nicht mehr !
Was hälst du davon, Marie (Sara)?

Mein Herz hast du mir gebrochen,
meine Welt war schrecklich leer!
Doch jetzt gehts mir besser
ohne dich, Marie (Sara)!
 

dick van cock

Closed Account
What a dance do they do.
Lordy how I'm tellin' you.
They don't need no band.
They keep time by clapping their hands.
Just as happy as a cow chewin' on a cud.

It's a treat to beat your feet on the Mississippi Mud
 
In your life...
you seem to have it all.
You seem to have control.
But deep within your soul,
You're losing it.
You never took the time,
Assume that you're to blame.
You think that you're insane,
Won't you spare me ?

Chorus:

I know the breakdown.
Everything is gonna shake now, someday
I know the breakdown.
Tell me again am I awake now, baby ?
You can find the reason that,
No one else is living this way.
Living this way.

Yeah, your lies, your world is built around.
Two faces of a clown.
The voices in your head think there's four pawns down.
Well, in this unity, faith has found the need.
So you better check yourself before you check out.

Chorus

If you find yourself, then You Might believe.
Then within yourself you just might conceive.

Chorus

You can find the reason that
(you can find the reason that)
No one else is living this way
(you can find the reason that way)
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
Who's to say
What's impossible
Well they forgot
This world keeps spinning
And with each new day
I can feel a change in everything
And as the surface breaks reflections fade
But in some ways they remain the same
And as my mind begins to spread its wings
There's no stopping curiosity

I want to turn the whole thing upside down
I'll find the things they say just can't be found
I'll share this love I find with everyone
We'll sing and dance to Mother Nature's songs
I don't want this feeling to go away

Who's to say
I can't do everything
Well I can try
And as I roll along I begin to find
Things aren't always just what they seem

I want to turn the whole thing upside down
I'll find the things they say just can't be found
I'll share this love I find with everyone
We'll sing and dance to Mother Nature's songs
This world keeps spinning and there's no time to waste
Well it all keeps spinning spinning round and round and

Upside down
Who's to say what's impossible and can't be found
I don't want this feeling to go away
 
How can you say that you're not responsible?
What does it have to do with me?
What is my reaction, what should it be,
Confronted by this latest atrocity?

Driven to tears, driven to tears.
Driven to tears, driven to tears.
 

dave_rhino

Closed Account
...And to the tune of a billion dollars I provided to the DOE some tasty little nuggets of alien technology,
And as one might expect I've been harrased for yeeears,
The men in black have been bending my ears,
As a matter of fact, they were just here today,
But I escaped them through a secret passageway,
Once I had lived there for a thousand days...
 
She move a crazy man, who says now I'm not so dumb
I took her to a funeral boys, the dead jump up and run
She look at a deaf and dumb boy, said now I can speak
Shook her finger in a blind man's face and, once I was blind but now I see...

She moves me man
Honey now I don't see how in the world it's done
She's got a pocket fulla' money
But the little doll she don't try to help me none
 

dick van cock

Closed Account
Well my little girl is a sweet little girl
But she does things make your eyebrows curl:
You let her loose on a Friday night
You know it's gonna end in a fight.

(XXX) drinks her whiskey neat
She gets in a fight and she might get beat
So I go round on the Saturday night
And ask her if she feels alright.

:D :D :D
 
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
Im your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine

P.s.
Mom and dad this is chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show em them titties
Now show em them titties
P.s.
Mom and dad this is chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show em them titties
Now show em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?
 
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