Post a hot pic and add your own kinky caption to it.

[bigg mike]

You get an odd text from your girlfriend's best friend while at work. You don't know why but you decide to read it anyway. You open it to see this photo and message:




I convinced your GF to blow my husband after I did and now he is about to empty his balls down her throat. He must really like her. Better get here quick. Love ya.:1orglaugh

 

[bigg mike]

"Now Danny, keep moving in and out until your penis starts to feel really good and you feel the semen go inside of my vagina. This is how babies are made and I can't wait to have yours."

 

[ajthegas]

 

[SirHumper]

Q What should you do if Felicia starts smoking?

A Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.

http://www.famousboard.com/threads/12326-Felicia-Taylor

 

[ajthegas]

 

[SirHumper]

I asked Eden if she had ever tried a 69.

She said no. But that she has done a 32.

I asked what is a 32?

She said all the men I could fuck in one night.

 

[SirHumper]

What are those small bumps around a woman's nipples?

They are Braille for "suck here".

http://www.famousboard.com/threads/12326-Felicia-Taylor

 

[SirHumper]

Q. How is life like your fuckin' cock?

A. Your Girlfriend makes it hard.


http://www.famousboard.com/threads/12326-Felicia-Taylor

 

[ajthegas]

Here is something a bit different, here in the UK the Sun news paper used to have a topless girl on page 3 every day until the politically correct crowd stopped it, but what if they hadnt, would it have eventually turned to porn on Page 3? so her is fantasy Page 3.

 

[ajthegas]

 

[SirHumper]

Roses are red. Nuts are round. Skirts go up. Panties go down. Belly to belly. Skin to skin.

When it's hard stick it in.

 

[SirHumper]

The only time I would kick you outta bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

 

[ajthegas]

 

[ajthegas]

 

[SirHumper]

Hey Marcia, tell your nipples to stop staring at my eyes.

 

[SirHumper]

At the hotel, a man spots a very pretty young lady reading a book.

He stopped and asked what she was reading.

She said "It's a book on penis size."

She said "American Indians have the longest dicks, and Polish guys have fat cocks."

"By the way, my name is Julie. What is yours?"

Tonto Waslewski

 

[ajthegas]

Leigh Darby

 

[bigg mike]

You wanna do "what" to my asshole?




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