Alright, enough with the puns. Let's get back to the kinky stuff. Decided to make a short story.
A guy walks in on her wife's best friend naked while getting out of the shower as he thought no one was in there. He can't help but stare.
WOMAN: Like OMG, what are you staring at? Do you think I'm going to suck your dick or something? What do you want you pervert?
GUY: I only came in here to use the bathroom, besides you don't have what it takes to suck this.
WOMAN: What did you just say you piece of shit!? We'll just see about that!
The woman immediately drops her towel leaving her breast now fully exposed and starts to quickly undo his pants. She starts deep throating and slurping his cock like a slut.
Yeah, you like that bitch? Don't you ever tell me I'm not good enough! I'm the biggest slut out there.
As she continues to suck him off she can't help but feel turned on as her pussy is getting wet. She decides to take it a step further.
WOMAN: OMG, .....yes.....I want you to come over here and pound my pussy! Think you can handle it?
He shoves his cock inside of her without a condom and starts to fucks her. For supposedly being a slut her pussy is really tight.
WOMAN: YES!.....YES!!.....Just like that!...Don't stop....Keep it going.....Please don't stop!!
By now her pussy is overflowing with juice as it's is running down her leg and is making a "squirt squirt" sound everytime he fucks it.
WOMAN: You are actually pretty good at this you shit head. Let's take this further in my room.
As they get in her room she pushes him on the bed and gets on top of his cock and starts riding him cowgirl style all within the blink of an eye.
They continue to fuck in multiple positions for what seems like hours until he is finally ready to cum.
GUY: Oh shit, you're going to make me cum. Slow down babe.
WOMAN: I'm not your babe bitch! I'm your new little fuck slut. C'mon, gimmie that hot jizz!
She continues to ignore him and proceeds to fuck him even faster.
GUY: Oh god, please get off me! I'm cumming!
She finally decides to get off and makes him cum all over her tits to avoid getting knocked up.....for now.
WOMAN: Yes, gimmie all of that hot cum. I love it when it slides down my titties. So what do you think of me now? Still think I can't handle it?
GUY: No...you're fucking great. Please don't tell my wife what happened.
WOMAN: Hmm, no that's not how it works. You see from now on you are going to be my secret fuck buddy everytime you and your wife come over. Otherwise I am going to tell her everything. TEE-HEE
GUY:.....