Post a hot pic and add your own kinky caption to it.

[SirHumper]

Q: What is the difference between being hungry and horny?

A: Where you put the cucumber.

 

[SirHumper]

Q: What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

A: One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great fuckin' year.

 

[SirHumper]

“WE SHOULD FUCK. Like right now, right here. Hard, fast. Pin me down, kiss me hard, look me in the eyes and fuck me like you’ve never fucked someone before.”

 

[SirHumper]

"Let’s fuck again. I want fuckin' more."

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"Let’s fuck again. I want fuckin' more."

 

[SirHumper]

Q: What three words will ruin a man's ego?

A: "Is it in?"

 

[SirHumper]

Fuck me on the floor right now, Mister!!!

 

[SirHumper]

Where did I put the goddamn fuck rubbers?

 

[SirHumper]

What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?

One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.

 

[SirHumper]

Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?

NICE girls blush when they watch porn, GOOD girls smile cause they know they can do better.

 

[SirHumper]

I love every bone in your body, especially mine.

 

[SirHumper]

My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead?

 

[SirHumper]

"I want to feel you shoot your load in my cunt."

 

[SirHumper]

Be gentle with me, be sweet and kind, Oh fuck!! Who am I kidding? Fuck the hell out of me baby!!!

 

[SirHumper]

If you keep looking at me that way, I’m not responsible for what happens to your motherfuckin' cock.

 

[SirHumper]

I want you all the way inside me, give me all of you. Your cock is so fuckin' big.

 

[ajthegas]

The misadventures of Sydney Doublejay

 

[SirHumper]

I found the goddamn fuck rubbers, and I'm ready and waiting for you!!!

 

[ajthegas]

 

[bigg mike]

I'm back!...for now. Since there's no longer a certain website to post kinky captions with pics I'd thought I see if anyone was still interested here.


Alright, are you ready to do this?



Yeah, let's go bitch. (smooch)



Mmm, your tongue feels so good on my juicy asshole. You dirty boy.



Mmm shit, lick that cunt!...and...oh...hi hunny.....umm...remember that fantasy you always wanted? Well I found some stranger to go through with it.



Yeah? Alright babe you got it. You want me to suck his cock like this?



(thucka thucka thucka thucka thucka...gulp gulp...slurrrp thucka thucka) Oh baby, give me that cock!



Oh shit! He's got a big dick hunny.....damn...ungh, yeah fuck that ass raw with no lube like a whore! (clack clack clack clack clack)



You like what you see babe? ungh...oh god...fuck it! Fuck me hard! (clack clack clack clack clack)



You like that baby? You like watching my big booty bounce up and down as this guy's big cock fucks my tight latina asshole? Huh? Yeah? Mmm...I know you would. I was saving my anal virginity for you but this guy just took it.....mmmm...fuck.



God! I feel like such a slut right now! C'mon, pound that asshole! Pound it!



Oh my god baby, this guy is a beast...mmm...shit! Don't stop, please don't stop fucking that tight asshole.



Shit baby...I think he is about to cum! I know this wasn't the plan but I want him cum inside me so bad. Oh my god this so hot. C'mon you dirty boy...give it to me...give it to me now as my kinky husband watches and can't do anything about it. Shoot your warm load deep inside my virgin asshole! C'mon, do it. Give it to me NOW!.....Ahhhh shit, fuck! He's cumming baby! (splodge splodge splodge...splodge.....splodge.....drip drip) Holy cow, that was amazing hunny. Did you like that? You must have as your cock is rock hard...wanna give me sloppy seconds?

 

[ajthegas]