Post a hot pic and add your own kinky caption to it.

[SirHumper]

Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

 

[SirHumper]

Are you my new boss? Because you just gave me a raise.

 

[SirHumper]

That’s a beautiful smile, but it’d look even better if it was all you were wearing.

 

[SirHumper]

You know what I like in a girl? My dick.

 

[SirHumper]

Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin my dick.

 

[SirHumper]

You should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand straight up.

 

[SirHumper]

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

 

[SirHumper]

“I want you, all of you. I want to feel you inside me, deep inside me. I want you to tell me when you’re going to cum, hear you moan my name and fuck me even harder.”

 

[SirHumper]

Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.

 

[ajthegas]

 

[ajthegas]

 

[SirHumper]

“Yes, my favorite animal is definitely the beaver.”

"Wanna bone?"

 

[SirHumper]

When you lie naked by my side, whispering all the dirty things you are going to do to me.

A good morning means being woken up by a tender kiss and a hard fuckin' cock.

 

[SirHumper]

“Let’s fuck like we are trying to break the fuckin' bed. Oh yes.. go at it hard
and fast, get your big fuckin' dick deep in me and cum."

 

[SirHumper]

Q: What's the worst thing about dating a blonde?
A: If you don't know what hole to put your fuckin' dick in neither do they.

 

[SirHumper]

French: Je veux te baiser sur la plage.

English: I want to fuck you on the beach.

 

[SirHumper]

Hey Jen, have you ever had your belly button tickled from the inside?

 

[SirHumper]

I’m no weather man, but I can tell you you’re in for more than a few fuckin' inches tonight.

 

[SirHumper]

"I'll let you play with mine, if you'll let me play with yours."

 

[SirHumper]

Q: What's better than a rose on your piano?

A: Tulips on your organ.