Post a funny joke or else you are one of those dweebs that wear pleated pants
- Thread starter Jack Davenport
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Q: What do you say to a hot sexy blonde coed that won't go to bed with you?
A: "Have another drink baby."
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A: "Have another drink baby."
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“Enquiring minds want to know" Why does lovely Felicia Taylor wear panties?
To keep her ankles warm.
http://www.lettherebeporn.com/galleries/2008/3/felicia_taylor/
To keep her ankles warm.
http://www.lettherebeporn.com/galleries/2008/3/felicia_taylor/
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A little kid is in the bathroom taking a piss when a soldier walks up to a urinal and starts taking a piss . The kid asks " wow are you really in the army?" The soldier says " sure am son, wanna wear my hat?" The kid says "sure" and the soldier takes off his hat and puts it on the kid's head.
A Marine walks in at that moment and starts taking a piss at the other urinal beside the kid and asks " wow are you really a Marine?"
The Marine only sees something in his peripheral that seems like a soldier and says "sure am, wanna suck my dick?" The kid says " oh I'm not really in the army..I'm just wearing his hat!!!"
A Marine walks in at that moment and starts taking a piss at the other urinal beside the kid and asks " wow are you really a Marine?"
The Marine only sees something in his peripheral that seems like a soldier and says "sure am, wanna suck my dick?" The kid says " oh I'm not really in the army..I'm just wearing his hat!!!"
lol @ Selena Gomez
Nikki Ryann must be from Tennessee 'cause she’s the only ten I see!
http://www.a-tribute-to.com/years/2008/cgow07/w01_nikki_ryann/index3.html
http://www.a-tribute-to.com/years/2008/cgow07/w01_nikki_ryann/index3.html
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Humper staggers into the shower. He notices that his dick is bright orange. He feels normal, but he's concerned and goes to the doctor.
After a thorough examination, the doctor says, "You seem to be fine and all of the tests are normal. Did you do anything out of the ordinary over the weekend?"
Humper says, "No. All I did was stay home, look at naked pictures of my favorite Playboy babe Felicia Taylor and eat Cheetos."
http://www.lettherebeporn.com/galleries/2008/3/felicia_taylor/
After a thorough examination, the doctor says, "You seem to be fine and all of the tests are normal. Did you do anything out of the ordinary over the weekend?"
Humper says, "No. All I did was stay home, look at naked pictures of my favorite Playboy babe Felicia Taylor and eat Cheetos."
http://www.lettherebeporn.com/galleries/2008/3/felicia_taylor/
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A guy is reading his paper when his wife Julie walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Felicia Taylor' written on it."
He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Felicia Taylor' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on."
She shrugs and walks away.
Three days later he's reading his paper when Julie walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She answers, "Your fuckin' horse just called."
He asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Felicia Taylor' written on it."
He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Felicia Taylor' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on."
She shrugs and walks away.
Three days later he's reading his paper when Julie walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She answers, "Your fuckin' horse just called."
Bing should have been called bang, it would have been a lot more popular.
Think about it..."I just banged Emma Watson".
Think about it..."I just banged Emma Watson".
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Antonella Kahllo
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I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, "No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."
LeyaFalcon
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sorry, no jokes here, guess I will head over to kohls and buy some pleated pants...
A man, we will call him Humper gets the words “I love you” tattooed on his penis.
Later that night after their date, he takes his best girl Felicia back to his place for the sole purpose of having unbridled sex with her starting with a nice messy blowjob.
He leads her upstairs to his bedroom where he unzips his paints and whips out his hard throbbing cock to show her his tattoo.
She says, "Wait one fuckin’ minute! Don't try to put those words into my mouth!"
http://playboygal.com/gallery/8017231_Felicia_Taylor.html
Later that night after their date, he takes his best girl Felicia back to his place for the sole purpose of having unbridled sex with her starting with a nice messy blowjob.
He leads her upstairs to his bedroom where he unzips his paints and whips out his hard throbbing cock to show her his tattoo.
She says, "Wait one fuckin’ minute! Don't try to put those words into my mouth!"
http://playboygal.com/gallery/8017231_Felicia_Taylor.html
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Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse.
Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation.
"I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..."
Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's fucking goofy!"
Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation.
"I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..."
Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's fucking goofy!"
A man on a business trip sees an absolutely gorgeous woman with nice tits in a bikini on the patio at his hotel.
After they exchange brief hellos, he notices she is reading a manual of sexual statistics.
He asks her about it, and she replies, "This is a very interesting book. It says that Native Americans
have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter.
By the way, my name is Julie. What's yours?"
He coolly replies, "Tonto Kowalski -- nice to meet you."
After they exchange brief hellos, he notices she is reading a manual of sexual statistics.
He asks her about it, and she replies, "This is a very interesting book. It says that Native Americans
have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter.
By the way, my name is Julie. What's yours?"
He coolly replies, "Tonto Kowalski -- nice to meet you."
