Porn Questions

[I<3balloonknots]

1. How do porn women tan their assholes?

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Is it photoshop fixing after the shoot? Is it tan in a bottle? Do they open their butts in the tanning salon (if so how do they avoid getting their little poopers burned?)

2. Anal sex and enemas-- when do porn women do their enemas? the day of the shoot, the day before, the night before? And what do they do, do it so much it runs clear water? do they find it unpleasant?

3. What happens if a pornstar is on her period on the day of the shoot? do you postpone things? or change stars or what?

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

1) Probably self tanner.

2) No idea on enemas

3)I'm sure alot of pornstars take bc pills that postpone your period. Or schedule shoots around their cycle. But I'm not a pornstar, so I wouldn't know.

 

[gunslingingbird]

:thumbsup:

 

[BlueBalls]

1. You hold your cheeks apart, slip the nice lady spraying your back with fake tan $10 and get her to shoot a little tan-jizz in there for you.

2. You ever stolen gas from another car? Think of it in the same way, on the day of the shoot the chick drops her draws and this fat, hairy guy with piercings and one too many tattoo's comes out of the closet where he's kept with a rather large pipe and some warm water in a bucket. After lubing up the pipe and inserting it into the girls ass he pours about half a litre of warm water in her ass and waits for about five minutes for any faecal matter to loosen up and dislodge - he may even massage her stomach and butt cheeks if she informs him that she's particularly constipated that day. Then after the time has ****** he proceeds to suck whatever liquid/****** concoction that is now within her rectum out and lets it drain into a bucket.

3. They change the title of the video and the number of sales they get in Brazil increases.

 

[LukeEl]

1. How do porn women tan their assholes?

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Is it photoshop fixing after the shoot? Is it tan in a bottle? Do they open their butts in the tanning salon (if so how do they avoid getting their little poopers burned?)

2. Anal sex and enemas-- when do porn women do their enemas? the day of the shoot, the day before, the night before? And what do they do, do it so much it runs clear water? do they find it unpleasant?

3. What happens if a pornstar is on her period on the day of the shoot? do you postpone things? or change stars or what?

Your out of your element Donny.

 

[jod0565]

Does not really matter - we just want to see 'em fuck.

 

[Vanessa_Blue]

1. Mine is tan already... LOL

2. Every girl is different, depends on when her previous anal scene was...

3. They use makeup sponges inserted to cap the cervix

 

[dogbone27]

1. Mine is tan already... LOL

2. Every girl is different, depends on when her previous anal scene was...

3. They use makeup sponges inserted to cap the cervix

WTF:wtf: please explain

1. You hold your cheeks apart, slip the nice lady spraying your back with fake tan $10 and get her to shoot a little tan-jizz in there for you.

2. You ever stolen gas from another car? Think of it in the same way, on the day of the shoot the chick drops her draws and this fat, hairy guy with piercings and one too many tattoo's comes out of the closet where he's kept with a rather large pipe and some warm water in a bucket. After lubing up the pipe and inserting it into the girls ass he pours about half a litre of warm water in her ass and waits for about five minutes for any faecal matter to loosen up and dislodge - he may even massage her stomach and butt cheeks if she informs him that she's particularly constipated that day. Then after the time has ****** he proceeds to suck whatever liquid/****** concoction that is now within her rectum out and lets it drain into a bucket.

3. They change the title of the video and the number of sales they get in Brazil increases.

You have a say for everything don't cha mr smart ass.

 

[beauregard]

1. Mine is tan already... LOL

2. Every girl is different, depends on when her previous anal scene was...

3. They use makeup sponges inserted to cap the cervix

1. Cheater!!!

2. Imagine so.

3. Sponges over cervical caps? Wouldn't have thought so, thanks for the info.

 

[tartanterrier]

I need to get myself to a nudist beach when I go to Portugal
next month. :thefinger

To see those birds spreading their cheeks :1orglaugh

 

[Supafly]

To see those birds spreading their cheeks :1orglaugh

Hey there's a career for you: The Anal Tanner Guy :thumbsup:

 

[Sicario]

1. How do porn women tan their assholes?

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Is it photoshop fixing after the shoot? Is it tan in a bottle? Do they open their butts in the tanning salon (if so how do they avoid getting their little poopers burned?)

They use a Blowtorch. The color and hue would depend how far away they would hold the intensity of the flame from the anus.

:hatsoff:

 

[tartanterrier]

Hey there's a career for you: The Anal Tanner Guy :thumbsup:

If I win the lotto I might just start my business doing just that :thefinger

 

[Shifty]

3. They use makeup sponges inserted to cap the cervix

Really? Now that I didn't know.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I need to get myself to a nudist beach when I go to Portugal
next month. :thefinger

To see those birds spreading their cheeks :1orglaugh

Or, if you're ever in San Francisco, I'd be happy to spread my cheeks for you. :booty:

 

[on]

I just use normal fake tan stuff on my ass, it's a pain on your nuts though, tough to get a good even coverage.

 

[LukeEl]

Or, if you're ever in San Francisco, I'd be happy to spread my cheeks for you. :booty:

Screw going to Alcatraz, or visiting Fishermans Wharf, I have a new reason to go to SF :eek: It's every color of the rainbow!

 

[Mics444]

I know how its called....Adobe photoshop

 

[BlueBalls]

You have a say for everything don't cha mr smart ass.

I do. Now, why don't you have yourself a nice little taste of my incredibly knowledgeable ass.

 

[KimoraKlein]

Who said girls tan their assholes? Maybe that girls' asshole is just her skin color. Everyone's different.

Same thing with when enemas are done. Depends on the girl. Can't talk for other people, and I sure as hell can't talk cause nothing's going near my butt.

And yeah, some girls shove a makeup sponge or two up their pussies to hold bloodflow. Think of it as a tampon alternative, since no one wants to see a strings hanging out. I personally will only do this if it's a solo scene. I'd rather not have a dick ramming a loose sponge further inside me to the point where I get freaked out when trying to... find... it when it needs to be taken out.