Porn dislikes

[parker]

I had to "update" this thread with yet another pet peeve of mine: I absolutely, 100% hate it when these web-sites lie to you about what they're presenting. Is it so difficult to tell the truth? Or is it just more convenient to take one gallery and market it 100 different ways rather than finding 100 authentic ones? Anyway, here's a link I found... see if you can spot how many lies it contains...

http://www.darris.net/tgp/latina56/latina05.htm

 

[bibo]

those are the lies I´ve spottet so far:

-Hyapatia
-24 year old
-beauty
-from Brazil
-enjoys going to the movies
-making flower arrangements
-getting off
-with her favorite dildo

 

[parker]

And here I thought the only lies were that she was a 24- year-old- latina from Brazil. Now I find out that the rest was false too? The bastards that wrote this caption should rot in hell! To think they would make up that she likes flower arrangements... what kind of sick mind would do that? My fantasies have been ruined forever!

 

[Cuban Mikey]

I agree with everything Parker wrote.

But mainly , movie tipes like Max hardcore, that is too much.:throwup:

 

[big lu]

My big dislike is porn companies that dont respect their market like Executive Video & Leisure Time. I've seen where they will pull cheap moves to sell movies like putting pictures of hot girls and sex scenes on their boxcovers that dont even appear on the tape. GGRRRRRR!! I hate that, ......Thats wrong but the thing that really bugs me is when a company (ie- Devils Films) saves money by puttiing their movies out on cheap dvds that can crack easy.

And here I thought the only lies were that she was a 24- year-old- latina from Brazil. Now I find out that the rest was false too? The bastards that wrote this caption should rot in hell! To think they would make up that she likes flower arrangements... what kind of sick mind would do that? My fantasies have been ruined forever!

hehe... ..... thats funny

they probably dont even know who Hyapatia Lee is









.......

 

[parker]

My big dislike is porn companies that dont respect their market like Executive Video & Leisure Time. I've seen where they will pull cheap moves to sell movies like putting pictures of hot girls and sex scenes on their boxcovers that dont even appear on the tape. GGRRRRRR!! I hate that

This is an excellent point that had slipped my mind. However, is it just my imagination, or is the industry (as a whole) not as bad for this as they used to be? I'm talking about features, mind you, not compliation films. When it comes to comp movies, I'd still say it's a "buyer beware" type of market.

 

[ooahouch]

Does there have to be music in the sex scenes? No! I want to hear the noises and the talking...

But Hearing guys giving instructions from behind the camera is a turn off

 

[P-hound]

I hate when you are watching a great scene with a hot chick doing her best
to get a cock off and all of a sudden she stops and the dude grabs his own
dick and jerks himself off.

the worst.


if I wanted to watch a guy jerk off, I'd stand in front of a mirror for free.
I want to see the little hottie do her thing,
jerking it off is fine, great even,
but please, finish the job.
I'm imagining her jerk my cock off,
not some dude jerking himself off.

I'll never undertand this.

 

[lPuerto lRock]

Some things that are kinda of annoying.....Why in some porn movies (from the same porno production company) always have the same cheezy porn music on.....There's number of movies that play the same music in the sex scenes....No music is better.....but that's just my opinion....

 

[Ovidius]

Some things that are kinda of annoying.....Why in some porn movies (from the same porno production company) always have the same cheezy porn music on.....There's number of movies that play the same music in the sex scenes....No music is better.....but that's just my opinion....

Indeed. Let the girls make the music.

 

[joe_swe]

I hate seeing ugly or old guys. Is Randy West still making pornos? I sure as hell hope not! He's old enough to be those girls grandfather! Ron Jeremy... do I really need to explain that one?

Yeah Ron Jeremy is bad

Fuck, Randy West is awesome!

ok, theres a limit for me too... its horrbile with "real" oldies like 60+ but Randy West was good at least til age 50.. that scene with Asia Carrera from 1997 (where hes is exactly 50) was one of the best ive seen

 

[Motorhed]

i HATE it when its almost time for the money shot and i'm about to blow it myself and they go up to the guy's face. STOP THAT!!!!!!!! thats teh worst possible time to do that. why they have to show the guy's face like that is beyond me anyway, keep the camera on the girl where it belongs please.

and the camera man for peternorth.com, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! i hate when the camera man cant keep his mouth shut and makes dumbass comments throughout the scene.

abusive porn. i wont get into my opinion of max hardcore and those types because i dont want to step on any toes but that shit deeply bothers me.

 

[MightyKrendall]

-When the moaning is cut off. Part of the biggest turn on to me is hearing the sounds of sex. When that's cut out by the music or whatever else I'm gone. Also if the girl just happens to be quiet.

-More than one guy. I watch porn for women. I don't mind a guy being there since that's generally part of the sex, but I hate 2-on-1 with guys or girls getting gang-banged.

-Loud guys. I don't like guys who moan a lot or talk during the whole scene. I want to focus on the chick, dammit!

-Ugly girls. However, my definition of ugly is pretty narrow.

-"Gonzo" porn. I don't like the new trend of ultra-extreme porn. Don't like bondage, rape, abuse, etc.

-Bored girls. I think everyone else touched on this already.

 

[parker]

Yeah Ron Jeremy is bad

Fuck, Randy West is awesome!

ok, theres a limit for me too... its horrbile with "real" oldies like 60+ but Randy West was good at least til age 50.. that scene with Asia Carrera from 1997 (where hes is exactly 50) was one of the best ive seen

Well I suppose even Randy has his fans! lol

I don't how many of his performances you've seen, but I saw him when he was supposedly in his "prime," and even then he wasn't in the same league as John Leslie, Eric Edwards, Peter North, Tom Byron, John Holmes, Johnny Keyes, ..... I could really go on forever naming male performers I thought were far superior to Randy West.

But as they say, to each his own, although I'm shocked to hear anybody say Asia Carrera was in the best scene ever anyone ever saw. She looked great, I'll grant her that, but her performances were downright boring IMO. Next thing I'll hear was that Chasey Lane's performances were "incendiary." LOL!

 

[Invaded]

Anal, tons of people love it, I find it disgusting...

 

[Invaded]

"...and the camera man for peternorth.com, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! i hate when the camera man cant keep his mouth shut and makes dumbass comments throughout the scene."

Camera men talking is one of the most annoying things, I agree they say the most useless stuff and no one gives a damn.

 

[Durty_Dog]

I hate old 70's, 80's porn and also Ron Jeremy. I also hate really stupid girls on film who end up saying ridiculous things whilst been screwed up both holes. What i hate however more than both of these things is really bad dubbing whenevr i watch porn (which is suprisingly not that often ) i like to see whats really going on and not some stupid German over dubbing and shite sound effects.

 

[MightyKrendall]

Camera men talking is one of the most annoying things, I agree they say the most useless stuff and no one gives a damn.

That's why I hate early Ed Powers stuff (he figured out when to shut up in the mid-90's) and a lot of Seymore Butts' stuff.

 

[Invaded]

Whats worse is when the cameraman and the people start chatting...

 

[joe_swe]

Well I suppose even Randy has his fans! lol

I don't how many of his performances you've seen, but I saw him when he was supposedly in his "prime," and even then he wasn't in the same league as John Leslie, Eric Edwards, Peter North, Tom Byron, John Holmes, Johnny Keyes, ..... I could really go on forever naming male performers I thought were far superior to Randy West.

But as they say, to each his own, although I'm shocked to hear anybody say Asia Carrera was in the best scene ever anyone ever saw. She looked great, I'll grant her that, but her performances were downright boring IMO. Next thing I'll hear was that Chasey Lane's performances were "incendiary." LOL!

Have seen some scenes with him... and I liked most of them very much.
I will not say that hes the best but most scenes ive seen was awesome (much better than boring "tom byron" and "john holmes".. peter north may be a little better)

Asia Carrera is often boring, I agree about that... but even she has some good scenes, and that scene I saw was a.w.e.s.o.m.e... havent seen "many" good scenes with her, but you know what I mean, very high best level but also very low worst level.
And I never said it was the best scene, I said it was "one of" the best
Chasey Lain is another one with mostly boring scenes.. but again, even she has some good things (a few with peter north ive seen)

You cant just say that a scene is automatically bad just because the girl in the scene is bad normally,... hope you understand (my english is not perfect thats why I cant explain so very well)