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Naked woman, 21, climbed inside gutted dead ***** because she wanted to 'feel at one' – and no charges were brought

Oregon police say they will not file charges against a 21-year-old woman after pictures of her climbing naked inside the carcass of a dead ***** surfaced online.

Disturbing photos of the Portland-area woman, whose name has not been released, show her small frame soaked in ***** smiling at the camera.

The woman, whose boyfriend took the pictures, said she wanted to 'feel one' with the *****, according to an incident report.

But despite the graphic and disturbing nature of the photographs, Washington County investigators say the couple did not break the law.

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It's like a real life version of The Empire Strikes Back. Portland is so empty it looks like Hoth, too.
 
OH SURE!! It's all fun and games...until a ***** gets gut...
 
Dario Argento is fondling himself right now.
 
^ Horrible resolution, :tongue: but yea, she appears to be a cutey pie!
I need to rent her for my next weekend of Diablo Range hog hunting... although I don't think I could trust her with a blade... not behind my back anyway. :surprise:
 
She looks....young. :dunno:

Yea! Fresh meat too... 5' - 6'' and what did the article say... a buck 20 lbs.(?) :glugglug:
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This article sorta reminds me of that guy who hit a deer in the roadway and ended up dragging the thing into the bushes for some quick schtoopin action :love-smi: only to find himself getting arrested...
As it turned out, all charges were dropped because he was screwing an "****** carcass".
The poor fool must've been so red faced, literally! :1orglaugh
 
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