Pirates were cool

[Sam Fisher]

http://www.history.com/videos/life-...ial_Facebook_Topics_03252012_1#pirate-cannons

 

[L3ggy]

Pirates have never been cool.

 

[StanScratch]

Sam would love seamen.

 

[monicasilver]

Maybe in terms of Jimmy Buffet

 

[Shifty]

Speaking of which ... where's PK?

 

[L3ggy]

Sitting in a corner, crying?

 

[PirateKing]

^ Nah, I'm right here. How's it goin' sexy?

Pirates WERE cool. Sam of all people acknowledges that. Maybe I need to re-evaluate my opinion on many of the members here.

 

[Johan]

Pirates weren't cool. Pirates were just a bunch of scums, murderers & thieves.
Pirate's life wasn't like Pirate of the Carribeans or any pirate movie you could have seen. It was short, there were fights onboard the ship, starvation, diseases...

A pirate's life was more like The Raft of the Medusa than Pirates of the Carribeans

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

If scurvy, starvation, paranoia, dying from easily treatable wounds or illness, lack of female company and the resulting gay encounters are appealing to you, yeah, that's pretty cool.

 

[PirateKing]

If scurvy, starvation, paranoia, dying from easily treatable wounds or illness, lack of female company and the resulting gay encounters are appealing to you, yeah, that's pretty cool.

1) That kind of stuff toughens you up
2) Some had pirate wenches, others simply helped themselves to local women during their pillaging. Not that I condone the latter.

 

[ShikokuKichiguy]

You like pirates, eh?

 

[vaziel]

 

[lurkingdirk]

Awesome. Jump on the pirate thing when everyone else is done with it.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

^you mean like someone jumping on the pudding rasslin' thing?

 

[lurkingdirk]

^you mean like someone jumping on the pudding rasslin' thing?

Kinda, except stupider.

 

[knowone]

Pirates were/are the ultimate in immoral unfettered unregulated capitalism! Of course Sam thinks they are cool.

 

[Petra]

Ninja's are so much more cool.

 

[squallumz]

ninja > pirates > trolls > shit > sam

 

[Red XXX]

One man's Pirate is another man's freedom fighter those Spaniards still have this thing about Drake!

 

[cindy CD/TV]

It's a good thing Sam starts so many threads. If not, there are quite a few "people" on this board who'd have absolutely NOTHING to talk about. So while some of you waste your time and get your rocks off by picking on Sam (and padding your pathetically bloated post counts), I'm heading off to bed to have REAL sex with my REAL, beautiful fiancee. The rest of you Sam-haters, why don't you just go ahead and have sex with your hands. I know! How about spicing things up by using your OPPOSITE hand tonight! Enjoy! :wave: