Pick 10 pornstars to be locked up with

Let us not be hasty here. In this hypothetical situation, one has to assume that you're not going to be having sex with random strangers 24/7, no? So, in that case, you'll need people that seem down-to-Earth and that can hold their own in conversation.

That being said, I'm starting with dudes because I'm not real keen on "guy talk" with chicks, if you know what I mean. I mean, I'm probably not going to talk about Notre Dame football with Tiffany Taylor...

1. Ron Jeremy. Dude seemed pretty clowning on The Surreal Life. He probably has some great stories. I mean, he knew fuckin' Rick James! Plus he's like a super-Jew, so assuming we're trapped in said room, I have to believe his can MacGuyver our way out.

2. Lex Steele. Gotta have an "urban" perspective in the discussion pool!

Now, if we're just picking pornstars based on attractiveness, I'll still lean more towards the ones that don't seem as smart as a velcro shoe.

3. Julia Bond. She's cute but she's not make-you-stupid hot. Plus, she has flaws, so she shouldn't have a big head. She seems semi-intelligent and is into some shit like DJing and rap music. So, at least she has SOME sort of personality.

The rest would just be random chicks stranded in there that were hot and hopefully able to form sentences:
4. Tiffany Taylor
5. Eva Angelina
6. Jenna Haze
7. Penny Flame
8. Natasha Nice
9. Naudia Nyce
10. Vicky Vette. I have no clue who she is but she "attention whored" a couple posts up and I can't think of anyone else anyway.

I think I thought too much about this mindless thread...
 

Vicky Vette

Official Checked Star Member
Let us not be hasty here. In this hypothetical situation, one has to assume that you're not going to be having sex with random strangers 24/7, no? So, in that case, you'll need people that seem down-to-Earth and that can hold their own in conversation.

That being said, I'm starting with dudes because I'm not real keen on "guy talk" with chicks, if you know what I mean. I mean, I'm probably not going to talk about Notre Dame football with Tiffany Taylor...

1. Ron Jeremy. Dude seemed pretty clowning on The Surreal Life. He probably has some great stories. I mean, he knew fuckin' Rick James! Plus he's like a super-Jew, so assuming we're trapped in said room, I have to believe his can MacGuyver our way out.

2. Lex Steele. Gotta have an "urban" perspective in the discussion pool!

Now, if we're just picking pornstars based on attractiveness, I'll still lean more towards the ones that don't seem as smart as a velcro shoe.

3. Julia Bond. She's cute but she's not make-you-stupid hot. Plus, she has flaws, so she shouldn't have a big head. She seems semi-intelligent and is into some shit like DJing and rap music. So, at least she has SOME sort of personality.

The rest would just be random chicks stranded in there that were hot and hopefully able to form sentences:
4. Tiffany Taylor
5. Eva Angelina
6. Jenna Haze
7. Penny Flame
8. Natasha Nice
9. Naudia Nyce
10. Vicky Vette. I have no clue who she is but she "attention whored" a couple posts up and I can't think of anyone else anyway.

I think I thought too much about this mindless thread...


If attention whoring means that I posted in a Freeones thread because I have pictures of me in a cage about a thread dealing with being locked up... I am guilty as charged.... :dunno:
 
No particular order

Ashlynn Brooke
Eve Lawrence
Krystal Steal
Hannah Hilton
Carmen Luvana
Janine Lindemulder
Sandee Westgate
Nicole Graves
Rachel Roxxx
Carli Banks

Too hard to name just 10...
Some others they didn't quite make the cut...
Jenna Jameson, Pure Dee, Kates Playground, Alison Angel, Dasha, Tera Patrick, Shay Laren, Catalina Cruz, Katarina, Carol Goldnerova, Briana Banks (in her prime), Dasha, Gianna Michaels, OMG! So many hotties to choose from! There are still more I wanted to list!
 

youwanttoshagme

Closed Account
Fuck me. Any 10 women the get synchronized in a cage would be hell. 10 hormonal women all menstruating at the same time?? It was bad enough with the five girls in my student house.

10 menstruating pornstars?? No thanks.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Porn stars I couldnt live without?

Minka (Accent.. tits..mature hole)
Jenna Jameson (I still like her.)
Deauxma (mmm.. mature..)
Jada Fire (black. Nipples. 30-something.)
Anna Malle (R.I.P. ::fap fap fap::)

Janet Peron (Couldve been as popular as Nella! A shame..)
Kobe Tai (I can fit her in my pocket. I'd like to try her pocket...)
Melissa Ashley (Ditto Kobe, but NASTAY! mmm..)
Lil Coco (Dammit, ditto above two.. but black)
Cytherea (Can you imagine being inside her during one of her body quakes?)

Honorable mention:

Milena Velba (not hardcore, thus.. not pornstar)
Dixie Dash (I prefer classic stars and MILF's generally... but Dixie has a certain appeal)
Bisexual Britni (mmmm..)
 
Damn, so many to choose from and I am limited to 10?

Jenna Jameson
Caylian Curtis
Carmen Luvana
Ashton Moore
Kayden Kross
Krystal Steal
Vicki Vette
Julia Ann
Jesse Jane
Lachelle Marie


Can I add some subs??

Jessica Lynn
Daisy Marie
Sophia Rossi
Chanel St James
Nicole Graves
Britney Amber
Kenzi Marie
Michelle B
Divinity Love
Nessa Devil
 
1. Rocki Roads (Obviously!)
2. Janine Lindmulder (Wild one she is!)
3. Nadia Hilton (Hot blond with great tits!)
4. Kobe Tai (hottest asian porno starlet)
5. Lexus Locklear (Hot blond with a tight body)
6. Sofia Staks (A hot MILF with AWESOME TITS!)
7. Dyanna Lauren (Another sexy MILF with great tits!)
8. Jenteal (A hot and sexy little petite bombshell with a waifish figure)
9. Nikki Benz (A hot, tall and leggy blond with a nice set of enhanced breasts)
10. Elizabeth X (A hot and sexy red-headed MILF)
 
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