Phallic Cucumber at a Local Market

I have to call :bs: on this one. We all know that you keistered the damn thing and took it home.
 
trust me, all the girls wanted it, but they were too shy to buy the fucking thing.

i found this at one of the local markets in my town a couple days ago:

The fact that you didn't arrange the cuke, and taters to look like a hard dick, and 2 swollen nuts, before you walked away, makes me feel as though you really didn't commit to this opportunity. I'm disappointed squally....you're better then that bro.
 
The fact that you didn't arrange the cuke, and taters to look like a hard dick, and 2 swollen nuts, before you walked away, makes me feel as though you really didn't commit to this opportunity. I'm disappointed squally....you're better then that bro.

i guess you're right. you know, i thought about the potatoes too. it was right when you walked in. i was so caught up in laughing at the cucumber, i missed out.
 
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