Are you going to stop sending penis pics now that you know I have a few problems?
NEVER!!!!
Not until you realize what we are meant to be for each other.
How can I be with you, Dirk, BlueBalls, Stan, and Pirate all at once?
Wait, don't answer that.
How can I be with you, Dirk, BlueBalls, Stan, and Pirate all at once?
Wait, don't answer that.
How can I be with you, Dirk, BlueBalls, Stan, and Pirate all at once?
Wait, don't answer that.
I am not sure why I have to explain this every time, but I will do it again: mouth, ass, pussy, ear, ear...and let us not forget, you have two nostrils available, as well as arm pits. I am not sure what the big deal is.
What about the eye sockets?
Oh, and here you go. It was a bad face day.
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Unfortunately, Roald's penis wasn't attending this particular gathering. Thankfully.
I say that your arse is indistinguishable from your faceI am the Stig of FreeOnes.
Some say that I'm pretty. Others say I'm a lard of fat. Most people think I have multiple ********* coming from various parts of my body. But all anyone knows? I'm the cult ******.
No, He paid WHEN he saw it. He was sane before. After he saw the horror... He's never been the same :tongue:You payed a lot to see that corset pic. 17,000 points I think.
Yes, but I can't display it because the sagging tits go well beyond the height of my screen or the capabilities of a JPEG to display.There's a Petra topless pic floating around here somewhere.
Can you find it?
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