Petra, can u post a pic of yourself? Please.

[PlasmaTwa2]

Prove me wrong. :tongue:

 

[luis1972]

Let's wait forever...

 

[squallumz]

keep your panties on. do you even know what time it is in the netherlands?

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

keep your panties on. do you even know what time it is in the netherlands?

It's Monday.

 

[Facetious]

Sheesh, how does Roald of all guys actually land a chick that's so hard to get? :dunno:

At ease all of you suicidal guys who can't get a date.... there's still hope 4 u. :1orglaugh

 

[gunslingingbird]

keep your panties on. do you even know what time it is in the netherlands?

4:20. It's always 4:20 in the Netherlands. It's as if all the clocks were magically stopped at that time. :joint:

Sheesh, how does Roald of all guys actually land a chick that's so hard to get? :dunno:

I thought she was married to Andrés.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

4:20. It's always 4:20 in the Netherlands. It's as if all the clocks were magically stopped at that time. :joint:


I thought she was married to Andrés.

I thought she was asexual and this not legally allowed to take a partner?

 

[Ravenholm]

As a perverted Jerry McGuire would say "SHOW ME THE BOOBS! SHOW ME THE BOOBS!"

Come on Petra we're waiting!.

 

[gunslingingbird]

How many of you perverts out there have developed a serious case of blue balls while waiting for the picture to be posted? :wave:

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Its Monday, she tricked you all into waiting for a picture. :rofl:. Everyone on here should know by now that Petra is evil.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Its Monday, she tricked you all into waiting for a picture. :rofl:. Everyone on here should know by now that Petra is a man.

Fixed.

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Fixed.

Ok an evil man but evil either way.

 

[DJCowboy]

The Aztecs claimed that if you said the word "Petra" three times a woman would appear before you and then rip your dick off as she extracted your eyes. She would then take her inside-out vagina and butt fuck you and just as she is cumming she'll take the amputated cock and put it in one of the eye sockets and spit acid-based saliva into your other socket.

Apparently the whole process takes about 8 seconds

 

[Petra]

Its Monday, she tricked you all into waiting for a picture. :rofl:. Everyone on here should know by now that Petra is evil.

I'm sure by now if you look 'evil' up in the dictionary, my signature would be there.

The Aztecs claimed that if you said the word "Petra" three times a woman would appear before you and then rip your dick off as she extracted your eyes. She would then take her inside-out vagina and butt fuck you and just as she is cumming she'll take the amputated cock and put it in one of the eye sockets and spit acid-based saliva into your other socket.

Apparently the whole process takes about 8 seconds

8? that's way too long.

Anders was a pussy and decided not to come over last night. He was probably just too hung over.

 

[Facetious]

^ Hung over from the previous nights' three whole biers? :uohs:
So much for all of this Scandi toughness I've been hearing about.
:shy:


:1orglaugh

 

[PirateKing]

I am the Stig of FreeOnes.

Some say that I'm pretty. Others say I'm a lard of fat. Most people think I have multiple tentacles coming from various parts of my body. But all anyone knows? I'm the cult mother.

Oh get over yourself.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Gee, that was anticlimatic. Can we at least get a picture of Andrés to relieve the blue balls? :uohs:

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Gee, that was anticlimatic. Can we at least get a picture of Andrés to relieve the blue balls? :uohs:

Your wish is my command!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Gee, that was anticlimatic. Can we at least get a picture of Andrés to relieve the blue balls? :uohs:

He likes fruit. REALLY likes it.

 

[Roald]

Your wish is my command!

wax on......wax off....