Pet Peeves

[vodkazvictim]

Bitchy women. You know the kind who look at a fat gal as though she's subhuman when he sits next to them. Quite often the fat gal is prettier than them and I always wonder what these bitchy cows have contributed to the world that gives them the right to be so disdainful.

 

[robbied196]

Alan titchmarsh, he gets on my fuckin tits too, he's a fuckin gardener, fuck off and garden and stop presenting TV shows.
Adrian Chiles - The worlds most fucking boring, dull bastard gets to present football and breakfast TV that asshole sure must be fuckin the right people.

 

[wgwg]

The carbonated sugar beverage (aka: soda, pop, soda pop, cola, soft drink) that is now $1.69

Expired food stuffs that are on shelves in stores, as it is normally someones job to go and pull all that shit down

Morning boner while having a full bladder and enough back pressure you could put out a fire, but the only drainage you get is sprinkles as it has to fight through the boner to exit.

 

[Petra]

Oh yea, people that use their phones as boom boxes irritate the fuck out of me. I'm not forcing you to listen to metal, don't force me to listen to your gawd awful dutch or moroccan rap.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Oh yea, people that use their phones as boom boxes irritate the fuck out of me. I'm not forcing you to listen to metal, don't force me to listen to your gawd awful dutch or moroccan rap.

Oh yeah those damn Turkish kids!

 

[mdrmail87]

I hate overweight folk that moan about being overweight but never bother to do anything about.

It's like 'Put down your second Chocolate bar and go for a run!' lol

 

[bulma321]

Fucking teenagers that won't shut the fuck up during a fucking movie no matter how many times the entire fucking audience tells them to shut the fuck up!!!

Had to get that off my chest after last weekend

 

[tartanterrier]

Junk mail Why :dunno:

 

[puffypig2]

People who don't move to the right side especially in hallways, stairways, and even sidewalks. Yes, make me move to accommodate your stupid ass.

 

[Mazlbazl]

The sentence "I know you showed me several times, but you can do it faster than me!" If I'd be allowed to kill such collegues I'd for sure do!

 

[Elektra Knight]

Disgusting ass people who can't be bothered to wear deoderant while on public transportation. On the same line, people on public transport who wipe their nose then touch stuff, cough on me, or wear enough perfume to drown a poodle. Folding bikes on trains. The ov-chipkaart system (have to have traveled in Holland to know this one...I have a special loathing for it).

People who can't use round abouts.

People in little sport cars who think my 3 second gap is a good place to pull into.

People who blow smoke in my face when I'm trying to eat at a nice restaurant.

I was on a plane once with people who looked like quakers. I don't know who they were but the were dressed like people from the 1700s. Anyway they did not wear deodorant and the entire plane smelled like onion and garlic. :eeew:

 

[Elektra Knight]

All those hot OCSMs that won't let me spoil and pamper them! Drives me mad!


Actually just makes me sad!

You can spoil and pamper me. Now send me a freeones t-shirt.

 

[Ace Bandage]

People who ask me to donate to charity. I went into a gas station yesterday to get a bottle of Gatorade and prepay my pump. I paid with cash, and the lady asked me if I wanted to donate my change (coins) to the Boys and Girls Club. Or I'm at the supermarket and they ask if I want to donate one dollar to the Children's Hospital.

No! If I wanted to give them money, I'd write a fucking check. I also love the condescending look I get from the cashiers when I say no. I just ignore them. There's no upside to blurting out that I don't give a fuck about children whose own fucking parents can't afford to take care of them. Ugh, just leave me alone...

 

[Elektra Knight]

Pornstars/models with wishlists. These girls probably make twice as much money as the majority of other people their age but still they want people to give them clothes, jewelry, computers, tv´s and god knows what else. Selfishness and greed is what i call it.

Popups when i leave a website. This is the internet equivalent of phone-salesmen, irritating as fuck.

So then maybe I should take down my wishlist?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

You can spoil and pamper me. Now send me a freeones t-shirt.

You need to ask Petra for that.

Can't I pamper you somehow else? :shy: I'm sure you know what I mean! :lovecoupl

 

[dp93]

All those hot OCSMs that won't let me spoil and pamper them! Drives me mad!


Actually just makes me sad!

Kind of what I was thinking

 

[Elektra Knight]

You need to ask Petra for that.

Can't I pamper you somehow else? :shy: I'm sure you know what I mean! :lovecoupl

Okay fine. :shy:

 

[ijinxd]

When people knock on my door to ask for permission to enter, while it is already wide open.

 

[Elektra Knight]

I have another one. When someone texts me and I can't get to my phone but five minutes later I get another text from that person with nothing but a bunch of questions marks. Very annoying.

 

[PierreDK]

I can't think of anything that really annoys me except that I haven't won a one month membership to Brazzers, Puba or Pornstar Network. I've been thinking very hard but nothing comes up.