Penis operation

I'd have spikes installed which shoot out during penetration so that whoever I'm with can't get away without doing them self significant internal damage.

Yeah, that'd be awesome.....
 
I would have my balls placed above my dick. Not sure why though.

Maybe even have it moved so it's attached to me 3rd nipple above my belly button.
 
i'd get laser treatments to permanently remove all hair... and then maybe an elvis impersonator (pre-fatness), so he could woo the ladies while i play TF2.
 
Damn, you guys wouldn't want to have 8 inch dongs to bang all the girls with?

Oh wait...this is the internet...you all have 8 inch dongs anyway.
 
trick question, there's so such thing as risk free operation.
and sure, it might be nice to be 1 inch longer, but no fucker is getting near my cock with a scalpel.

Ah, it was meant to be entirely fictious ;)

Nobody will get near me with a scalpel either!
 
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