Penis operation

[mullet]

No, I do not ask for advice or something like that - more like a theoretical question

If a penis operation was:

• Guaranteed risk free
• Painless
• Took a short time
• Was entirely free
• Had no complications afterwards

that is: You walk into the hospital and 15 minutes later you walked out with your enchanced/changed dick in full working order and had no risk of anything going wrong...

What would you have done to your penis, if the above was the case?

Bonus question: What would you expect your wife/girlfriend to want you to?

 

[mrtrebus]

Get an alarm clock fitted, then I could call it my alarm cock? :dunno:

 

[jod0565]

Just be satified with what you have.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Nothing. I am pleased with what I have and feel I do not need to change a thing.

 

[PirateKing]

I pride myself in having a natural penis.

 

[GregCentauro]

I'd have a soft serve dispenser installed. Makes me the star on every schoolyard.

 

[PirateKing]

I'd have a soft serve dispenser installed. Makes me the star on every schoolyard.

:nono: Don't give Pornophile any ideas.

 

[LukeEl]

Look at it this way, if the Supreme Being/God/Allah/Buddah/Chtulluh wanted all of us to have big cocks they would have made us that way. And there would be a whole population of women with blown and streched out vagina's. So be thankful for what you have or something along that line.

 

[Rezen]

Well, I'm a hair under seven inches but got some nice girth, never had any complaints but maybe an extra inch would be fun to beat around. My own that is. LOL.

 

[Rhino205]

I like myself the way I am


(Ironic considering all the damage 21 years of football inflicted upon me)

 

[pornophile]

I would make my penis a lot smaller so it would fit inside of little.....*edit*.......grown up women who are of 18 years or older.

 

[Hot Mega]

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Didn't you get the word? They have a pill for that now.

 

[rock hard]

I would install an universal remote control....that way I can wank and control the TV with one hand. That way if I ever get into a horrid combine accident and lose an arm I am good to go.

No..I am not a farmer, but since this is free I want to cover all the bases :thumbsup:

 

[Shifty]

Racing stripes, fuzzy dice and an odometer.

 

[Smallville417]

Satisfied with what I have, but I would gladly add an inch or two. As much as my girlfriend seems satisfied with me, and says how much she loves my dick, I'm still pretty sure she wouldn't mind me adding an inch or two.

 

[mullet]

I am pretty normal sized myself (and quite content), so I probably wouldn't change the size. My girlfriend might actually want me a bit smaller...

The alarm clock and the universal alarm cock are great ideas

 

[grower_boy]

2 inches longer, maybe a bit wider....I'm pretty wide, but only 6 inches.

 

[rock hard]

2 inches longer, maybe a bit wider....I'm pretty wide, but only 6 inches.

:eek: 6 inches wide??!! Good God Man, do you have to use a fucking shoehorn to get it in?? :eek:



:tongue:

 

[grower_boy]

LMAO.....thats sum funny ****.

 

[bob_smith404]

trick question, there's so such thing as risk free operation.
and sure, it might be nice to be 1 inch longer, but no fucker is getting near my cock with a scalpel.