Penguin Loves Zookeeper

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Aw... the world needs more happy stories like that and less arguing about politics and health care.
 

Spleen

Banned?
Penguins are awesome, I'd love to have one like that as a pet.
 
:eek:

He can at least wait four more years until the penguin is legal! 14!? Pervert!

It is a endearing story however. :hatsoff:
 
great story

for some reason people seem to love penguins, it must me the fact that their wings can't support their body mass
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Does that mean he has to watch the eggs for three months while she waddles to the sea to find food?
Bummer.
 
great story

for some reason people seem to love penguins, it must me the fact that their wings can't support their body mass

Because they look like cute little wobbly bird wearing tuxedos! What's not to love?
 

feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
all you with your "ahh how cute"s and your "great story"s. That bitch left me with two kids and one on the way. While she was being hand-fed fish, I was freezing my ass off protecting "Penny" and her siblings.

Remember, there are two sides to every story. I fucking hate her.
 
all you with your "ahh how cute"s and your "great story"s. That bitch left me with two kids and one on the way. While she was being hand-fed fish, I was freezing my ass off protecting "Penny" and her siblings.

Remember, there are two sides to every story. I fucking hate her.

WHAT!? She did!? Oh! That bitch is gone now!

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24788

☼LEGIT☼
I've had the nickname penguin for most of my life. I love penguins too. I love sliding on my belly with them. It's so much fun and it's cool when we fly together around Antarctica with each other. The only problem is penguins can't fly, so we have to drive everywhere we go.
 
I've had the nickname penguin for most of my life. I love penguins too. I love sliding on my belly with them. It's so much fun and it's cool when we fly together around Antarctica with each other. The only problem is penguins can't fly, so we have to drive everywhere we go.

They can if you strap little jet packs on them. They'll be like little James Bonds in their little tuxedos and as evidenced by this thread just as good with the ladies as their human counterpart.
 
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