Pat Robertson: God Smote Haiti Over Pact With The Devil

[Baill Inneraora]

Ummmm ok.

http://vodpod.com/watch/2856739-pat...-since-they-have-been-cursed?pod=progressohio

 

[J_Mags]

Yeah...I saw it. And I agree with the tweet that Alyssa Milano posted a few minutes ago about it:

"Alyssa_Milano Dear Pat Robertson, You're a douche. Sincerely, Alyssa Milano"

I say that he should use all the fucking "leg strength" he has to go and help clear rubble.

 

[BlueBalls]

It's nice how he's able to just "make shit up" (as it were) to justify this event in the eyes of his followers...... because god doesn't kill good Christian folk. They must have all been devil worshipping sinners.

Send your money now folks, Pat needs to buy some stuff for the Lord - that'll look really nice in his mansion.

 

[Jagger69]

I want to see the video where the Devil said "OK, it's a deal"....or is that something that only Pat and others of his ilk are privy to?

God smote us when He sent us Pat Robertson. Asshole.

 

[Friday on my mind]

Get your Pat Robertson voodoo dolls here!!





He said Katrina was for our sins as well,he makes money with his god racket.

 

[HELLRAISER]

Fuck Pat Robertson!

 

[SiCo]

I'm going to smote Pat Robertson … … …
… …
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… …
…There. Smoted.

 

[sdj374]

I'd consider a pact with the devil if it meant getting rid of the French. :thefinger :frenchman

 

[SiCo]

I'd consider a pact with the devil if it meant getting rid of the French.

LMAO
:hatsoff:

 

[Neutron66]

It's cute that people still pay attention to him.

 

[BlueBalls]

I'd consider a pact with the devil if it meant getting rid of the French. :thefinger :frenchman

If we are to take Mr Robertson at his word, Napoleon the Third brokered the Satanic deal. So by that logic we can obviously conclude that the French are all in fact Satan's minions (OMG! :eek. Which in turn means that there would be no such pact with Satan, due to the fact that the French are needed far more to spread the word of the Dark Lord as his grip widens and takes hold of this planet than your lousy soul would ever be.

Go with Buddha my son, he'll sort you out.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Another gem of his was: "Scotland is a dark country full of homosexuals."

 

[SiCo]

Another gem of his was: "Scotland is a dark country full of homosexuals."

Was he speaking from experience?

 

[HELLRAISER]

Was he speaking from experience?

Religious fundamentalist extremists tend to speak from experience

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Was he speaking from experience?

Have you ever had a deep fried mars bar? Looks like a cock.

 

[HELLRAISER]

^ which tastes better, a fried mars bar or a real cock?

 

[BlueBalls]

^ which tastes better, a fried mars bar or a real cock?

Cock.

But a deep fried Curly Wurly now there's a tough question to answer.

 

[lechepicha]

OMG!

is this guy for real ?

i mean, shit like that makes you wonder if the freedom of speech is the right way to go...

FUCK! I'M PISSED OFF!

 

[Ace Bandage]

I love Pat Robertson. How can you not? He's comic relief. No one else would have the testicular fortitude to claim that their beloved deity smited several hundred thousand people for not being Christian. That's a religion everyone can get behind. Follow us, or you will be destroyed in a horrific natural disaster. Nothing gets people back into church like fear. This is exactly why organized religion is a gigantic crock of shit.

 

[Jagger69]

Napoleon III? I think Pat is confusing him with Napoleon XIV....whose musical contributions to society would certainly be more appropriately directed at Mr. Robertson himself than the Haitian people: