Do you think Paris Hilton is ugly?


  • Total voters
    325
  • Poll closed .
Once again...I don't think you need to worry about it. You're never going to get the chance to turn her down.

So the possibility of an event personally happening to you has a direct correlation to one's opinion or who one may find attractive? I think you think a little to simplistically. If you are the type of person who would say yes to anyone who is remotely attractive because your desparate to get you board waxed, that's your call. But don't go projecting that attitude on others.

Guys that brag about how they wouldn't fuck Paris Hilton remind me of the guys who used to say "I'd fight Mike Tyson for $20 million!" Uh...no, pal, you wouldn't. Because nobody would pay you $20 million to get decapitated in 0.5 seconds by Mike Tyson on his worst day. Maybe a $6.50, just for the novelty of it. So don't worry about it.

I see the comparison you are trying to make, but it is a weak one. If somebody WAS willing to pay you 20 mil to go in a ring with Tyson (or anyone else for that matter) almost anyone would do it. The likelyhood of that happening, As remote as it is, has no bearing on the fact that people would so much more stupid things for much less money.

Trying to compare that as to whether one would sleep with a woman, no matter how attractive or unattractive you may find her, based on availability and opportunity is kind of moot.

So next time you're at the club and the 10th straight chick has turned you down, I guess you'll have "I wouldn't fuck Paris Hilton" to fall back on! :rofl:

A numbers man are you? You see, out in the real world, men who are not so desparate to score don't need to ask 10 women out in hopes that one might say yes. Not that all women say yes, but it's the smart and confident guys who have something to offer who find out that women are not so scary and need not be feared. You speak of desparation, you cannot colour all with the same bruch that you choose to paint yourself with.

As for Paris. Is she physically ugly? No, of course not. Does her personality make her morally irreprehensible and totally repugnant...in my opinon...Yes.

As for not sleeping with her, I find my wife much more attractive on a hundred more different levels, so there is no need, no desire, as well as (as you so obviously put it) no chance. That doesn't mean I would if there was a chance.
 
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Once again...I don't think you need to worry about it. You're never going to get the chance to turn her down.

Guys that brag about how they wouldn't fuck Paris Hilton remind me of the guys who used to say "I'd fight Mike Tyson for $20 million!" Uh...no, pal, you wouldn't. Because nobody would pay you $20 million to get decapitated in 0.5 seconds by Mike Tyson on his worst day. Maybe a $6.50, just for the novelty of it. So don't worry about it.

So next time you're at the club and the 10th straight chick has turned you down, I guess you'll have "I wouldn't fuck Paris Hilton" to fall back on! :rofl:




lol, whatever buddy.
i dont go to clubs looking for girls either........maybe because the kind of chicks that hang around in clubs are exactly like paris hilton. (and that doesnt mean there all hot incase you couldnt tell)

and as for mike tyson.........who'd fuck with him? for the 20mil i hope you can buy new fucking ears, because he'll be ripping them to shit!

this is the paris thread and theres more people saying they hate the little whore than saying anything positive about her, she must be the only person on the whole board that is hated this much............why do you think that is?
 
she must be the only person on the whole board that is hated this much............why do you think that is?

I couldn't remotely give a shit. I just think it's funny that random guys on a porn message board are so judgmental, not just about her looks but her fucking personal character, like you fucking know her or something, of a chick they're never going to be within 1000 miles of. I think it's funny that a bunch of anonymous jerk offs make posts looking down their noses at a wildly rich celebrity who wouldn't give any of you the time of day or even let you smell her shit.

Paris Hilton means nothing to me. I think she's fuckably good looking in a slutty way. I'm not going to write romantic poetry about her. It's completely irrelevant to me if she's smart, stupid, mean, nice, generous, kind...who the fuck cares? I don't exactly see her out much. I just think it's endlessly amusing to see guys talking shit about a celebrity who's so far out of your league and your life that you might as well be talking about fucking Santa Claus or the Tooth Fairy.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
I couldn't remotely give a shit. I just think it's funny that random guys on a porn message board are so judgmental, not just about her looks but her fucking personal character

I just think it's endlessly amusing to see guys talking shit about a celebrity who's so far out of your league and your life that You Might as well be talking about fucking Santa Claus or the Tooth Fairy.

If you can't see the hypcrisy here, let me point it out for you. You are being judgemental about people you know shit not about as well.

Post your little laughing smiley faces, then post in some other thread where people don't see you for the hypocritical douchbag that you're making yourself out to be in this thread.

It's a long fall from that high horse you're preaching off of. Best not to saddle up on at all I'd say.
 
If you can't see the hypcrisy here, let me point it out for you. You are being judgemental about people you know shit not about as well.

Post your little laughing smiley faces, then post in some other thread where people don't see you for the hypocritical douchbag that you're making yourself out to be in this thread.

It's a long fall from that high horse you're preaching off of. Best not to saddle up on at all I'd say.

Oh Jesus! Go blow yourself, monkeyboy. You wouldn't know hypocrisy if it bit you on the ass. Obviously, since you can't even freakin' spell it. Knock yourself the fuck out! Be the 1,203rd person to post "Paris Hilton is ugly" in this thread. Some people can find better shit to do. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
 

youwanttoshagme

Closed Account
Son of Onan,
Karlskidmarx
DC1989

Although your petty argument has been keeping me entertained for the past few days, this thread is turning more from Paris Hilton to general bitching and flaming. As the rules start, if you want to flame, keep it to the PM's.


I think it is unlikely that the mods will close such a large thread, but having your accounts suspended or banned is probably not out of the question. IF you have any problems with that, PM a mod, each other, me or anyone else for that matter. Just quit the flaming and arguing on this thread.
 
You wouldn't know hypocrisy if it bit you on the ass. Obviously, since you can't even freakin' spell it.

The last resort of a deparate man. Forget about the point, go for the typo.

Knock yourself the fuck out! Be the 1,203rd person to post "Paris Hilton is ugly" in this thread.

Actually I said, "Is she physically ugly? No, of course not." If you took the time to read and comprehend what is being said, you'd have seen my point.

Some people can find better shit to do. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

As you are currently, and oh so beautifully, enlightening us to.

youwanttoshagme said:
Although your petty argument has been keeping me entertained for the past few days, this thread is turning more from Paris Hilton to general bitching and flaming. As the rules start, if you want to flame, keep it to the PM's.

I think it is unlikely that the mods will close such a large thread, but having your accounts suspended or banned is probably not out of the question. IF you have any problems with that, PM a mod, each other, me or anyone else for that matter. Just quit the flaming and arguing on this thread.

Glad someone was entertained, got your point, moving on.
 
Yep paris has definetely had boob job. as if the world didnt already know that.
 
Wasted Space Rock Club Grand Opening in Las Vegas

http://www.*****************/paris-hilton-wasted-space-rock-club-grand-opening-in-las-vegas/

I had no idea that they name a rock club after her.

:rimshot:
 
at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas - pink dress

http://www.*****************/paris-hilton-at-pure-nightclub-in-las-vegas-2/
more
http://blizzardgalleries.blogspot.com/2008/07/paris-hilton-parties-in-las-vegas.html
Paris Hilton debuts her new fall collection of Paris Hilton Footwear at the Macy's store in the Fashion Show Mall in Las Vegas, July 29


more
http://blizzardgalleries.blogspot.com/2008/07/paris-hilton-introduces-her-line-of.html
 
Top