Paris Hilton is a moderately attractive woman who is kept from being truly beautiful by the undeniable fact that she has the personality of a lunchbox and the aspirations of a crackwhore.
I'd fuck her, purely for the fact that I'd then be able to say "I fucked Paris Hilton" (not that 4,000 other men can't already say that). But you can tell from watching that stupid tape that she'd be about as fun in bed as a jar of warm mayonnaise.
I'd rather fuck Nicole Richie- she's uglier, but I bet she puts it ON in the sack.