Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet paper

Toilet Paper Goes...

  • Over

    Votes: 31 86.1%
  • Under

    Votes: 2 5.6%
  • "Up your ass, PR! None of your business."

    Votes: 3 8.3%

  • Total voters
    36
Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

So...did we ever answer the question of the average number of squares of toilet paper that should be used per bathroom session and how does the size and thickness of the roll affect that?
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

Over is the best way. ;)

:helpme: <--click and help him out.
 
Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

Bodie, if you are still in search of an engineer, may I caution you to please make sure said engineer is qualified for the task, or else your situation may wind up like this one:

http://img213.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=15966_CSX2561700-wreck_122_44lo.jpg

u mean really big and powerful like a train?
yeah that wud b cool :)

And some more homespun advice:
You can't fit a square peg in a round hole.

But isn't everybody's peg square?
Maybe I should start a poll?
:confused:

[size=-2]oh look christmas ape - it's post 2069...[/size] ;) :nanner:
 

DrMotorcity

Don Trump calls me Pornography Man
Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

But isn't everybody's peg square?
Al Bundy had a "peg" with a few noticeable curves built-in that defied the properties of the right triangle.



Live to sell shoes that go great with a pair of black socks—Sell shoes that go great with a pair of black socks to live!
 
Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

Al Bundy had a "peg" with a few noticeable curves built-in that defied the properties of the right triangle.

Dr. Enginetown, I need to cool off a little bit after you got me fired up with that sexy pic of Katey Sagal. Please don't mind if I do so here in your thread.
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That's better. Back to the "grind". :rubbel:
 

DrMotorcity

Don Trump calls me Pornography Man
Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

Dr. Enginetown, I need to cool off a little bit after you got me fired up with that sexy pic of Katey Sagal. Please don't mind if I do so here in your thread.
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That's better. Back to the "grind". :rubbel:


Ewwwwww... gross!

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Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

Wait, doc!
Come back!!
You left your socks here!!!


[size=-2](oh well, if he doesn't want 'em......)[/size]

:rubbel:
 
Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

Over
 

delphian

Banned
Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

Fuck all the people not taking this topic seriously. Thanks for making this post Dr.

I always prefer under, not some sloppy overhanging fashion. I think I actually read this in some etiquette book a while back and now it's actually a pet peeve of mine.
 
Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

Fuck all the people not taking this topic seriously.

:rofl2:

Nobody's taking this topic seriously except you.

Did your etiquette book also recommend telling a bunch of people (including DrMotorcity) who are enjoying each other's company to get fucked? And how about jacking off to videos of your ex girlfriend? Was that something Emily Post suggested?
 

DrMotorcity

Don Trump calls me Pornography Man
Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

:rofl2:

Nobody's taking this topic seriously except you.

Did your etiquette book also recommend telling a bunch of people (including DrMotorcity) who are enjoying each other's company to get fucked? And how about jacking off to videos of your ex girlfriend? Was that something Emily Post suggested?

Etiquette? When confronted with such a fissure along this line, Mr. Bodie, I've always sought guidance from the esteemed, albeit less commercially vaunted, maven of raised pinky when sipping tea and the chilled salad fork who is known throughout the Free World befitting of our worthy admiration, the honorable Emily Re-Post.

To wit, I quote her sound, time-proven advice when embroiled in a similiar tête-a-tête offensive, that you will find most beneficial:

:ban:​


Also, according to Ms. Re-Post, white rep-stones are to be brought to the table when serving fish or poultry, however, the latest edition of her tome makes no mention what so ever about chicken feet.
:confused:
 
Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

Over the top.
Unless I'm in a living situation where I share a bathroom. Then I take my own roll, so I guess sideways in those situations.

Great topic, by the way.
 

dave_rhino

Closed Account
Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

What if the toilet roll holder is sideways? What then?

*Mind explodes*
 
Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

Didn't you read delphian's post! :hammer:
We're trying to have a serious discussion here! The fate of the world is at stake. In fact, I haven't seen a thread this important since "Who made you cum today?" If we don't find out how all FO members hang their toilet paper, the situation will be dire indeed. Some people may see delphian as a flamer or troll, but not me! He's the only one who's got his head on straight!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

From now on, this is a NO FUN ZONE!!!


The opinions expressed above are not necessarily those of senob44.
 
Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

Over and anyone who thinks otherwise should be shot and then deported!:1orglaugh
 
Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

I wonder how the toilet paper hangs in that women's bathroom in the background.
 
Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

Over!
 
Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

over.
to bad this wasn't a poll.
 
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