Lee Stone - if he's in it, I refuse to watch.
I hate when they have the heavily tattooed girls wear shirts to cover their ink. Tattoos are a big fetish of mine, so it ruins scenes when they do that
something about the male actors wearing white sneakers makes me laugh uncontrollably, so, uh, I hate that too.
"vivid style" porn - it's just not intense enough.
music - PORN DOES NOT NEED A SOUNDTRACK!!!
any kind of plot or acting is unnecessary and horrid