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The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Re: How do you Masturbate?
You use your hand...PSYCHO!!! WHO does that???????
ps - I DO!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEE
You use your hand...PSYCHO!!! WHO does that???????
ps - I DO!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Re: How do you Masturbate?
i beat it like it owes me money...a lot of money.
i beat it like it owes me money...a lot of money.
Re: How do you Masturbate?
i tend to use my hand because its normal
i tend to use my hand because its normal
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knows petras secret: she farted.
Re: How do you Masturbate?
when possible, i direct the need to my wife. but i know shes not ready all the time so i usually just pop one off to a dvd. its great that i dont have to sneak around with it since we buy them together.
i somewhat recently bought a jenna haze 'gina and ass cyberskin thing. its pretty neat. feels pretty fucking close (except the warmth level obviously) sometimes ill use that.
when possible, i direct the need to my wife. but i know shes not ready all the time so i usually just pop one off to a dvd. its great that i dont have to sneak around with it since we buy them together.
i somewhat recently bought a jenna haze 'gina and ass cyberskin thing. its pretty neat. feels pretty fucking close (except the warmth level obviously) sometimes ill use that.
Re: How do you Masturbate?
While wearing a toga, and 3-D glasses, I lay on my hand till it goes numb, then I give myself a stranger, while a woman midget I met on the internet, watches on all fours, wearing only a dog collar and a rhinestone covered thong, and while the Hanson's "mmm bop" video plays in the background. But that's just on Mondays.
While wearing a toga, and 3-D glasses, I lay on my hand till it goes numb, then I give myself a stranger, while a woman midget I met on the internet, watches on all fours, wearing only a dog collar and a rhinestone covered thong, and while the Hanson's "mmm bop" video plays in the background. But that's just on Mondays.
Re: How do you Masturbate?
Nothing beats a Fleshlight, other than the real thing. All of the other similar toys are total crap in comparison.
Has anyone else tried an Aneros? I'm kinda surprised there is no mention of this toy on this forum, although I know a lot of guys are really iffy about anal stimulation. It's worth trying out this toy. It takes some time/effort to use, so guys who are used to quick sessions might not like it.
If you use it, your body gets totally turn on, as if you're with a girl. That makes ejaculation a far more intense sensation. It provides sensations that are probably unlike anything you've felt before. It also makes real sex a lot more intense.
Nothing beats a Fleshlight, other than the real thing. All of the other similar toys are total crap in comparison.
Has anyone else tried an Aneros? I'm kinda surprised there is no mention of this toy on this forum, although I know a lot of guys are really iffy about anal stimulation. It's worth trying out this toy. It takes some time/effort to use, so guys who are used to quick sessions might not like it.
If you use it, your body gets totally turn on, as if you're with a girl. That makes ejaculation a far more intense sensation. It provides sensations that are probably unlike anything you've felt before. It also makes real sex a lot more intense.
Re: How do you Masturbate?
how don't i masturbate?
how don't i masturbate?
Yeah, it's all that HARD work though. I have to fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck until the sweat's drippin' from my balls to get one off. However, sliding my penis in my girls vagina is the best feeling in the world...initially at least.
Nothing like sliding it in wet vagina. :thumbsup:When it comes to beatin' it though, I can usually get one off in a minute or two.
lol...
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You might like to check this link on the fastest, so if you become a true competitor, you have an idea what you're up against.Yeah, it's all that HARD work though. I have to fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck until the sweat's drippin' from my balls to get one off. However, sliding my penis in my girls vagina is the best feeling in the world...initially at least.
When it comes to beatin' it though, I can usually get one off in a minute or two.
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No. I think you're expressing a realistic idea. It's the offspring of this thread that creates havoc. Trying to keep them all under control in one place has become the challenge. I think the original poster's seeds have bloomed like weeds all over the backyard.
Dr. Kevorkian could be very helpful here.
Dr. Kevorkian could be very helpful here.
