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[swaki]

Re: How do you Masturbate?

i masturbate while running up and down the streets

 

[rian_evilclown]

Re: How do you Masturbate?

actualy i find a good way is to use tons of lube and just go down on it slowly using both hands

 

[member006]

Re: How do you Masturbate?

I do it this way, without informing the world of it or my "techniques" I had to learn the best way how without a clue from anyone, nobody shared the "tips" with me. So I'm not sharing my "discoveries". Selfish I suppose but wtf right? lmao A side note, I myself don't give a tinkers damn how anyone else does it either.

LL

 

[Torre82]

Re: How do you Masturbate?

Fleshlight, if you please. I have all the styles 'cept the STU.

 

[bodie54]

Re: How do you Masturbate?

^^^
St. Thomas University?
Student Loan Corp?
Slovak Technical University?
Secure Telephone Unit?

 

[mula0207]

Re: How do you Masturbate?

carefully

 

[Becks...poamr]

Re: How do you Masturbate?

Without my fiance being at home. :tongue:

 

[YMIHERE]

Re: How do you Masturbate?

Religiously.

 

[Undertaker]

Re: How do you Masturbate?

somewhat happy

 

[schnickerface]

Re: How do you Masturbate?

with a vengence!

 

[DrMotorcity]

Re: How do you Masturbate?

As said in the title of this thread:

How do you Masturbate?

Let me count the ways?

I can't believe this message board doesn't already have an all-Shakespeare thread to its credit!

How goes it, the masturbation...​

 

[senob44]

Re: How do you Masturbate?

It involves a bottle of chlorine bleach, a red, ripe tomato, several high-bounce balls, and most importantly a brand-new bottle of neetsfoot oil. Other than that, it is almost exactly the same technique as LadyLove.:tongue:

 

[McNab]

Re: How do you Masturbate?

Manual hand cranking, works fine for me.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Re: How do you Masturbate?

I like to cover my dick with a Barbie doll oufit and slowly release drops of scolding hot water onto the tip of my penis until I reach orgasm.

 

[nukenitro]

Re: How do you Masturbate?

With an ambulance standing by

 

[bum420]

Re: How do you Masturbate?

:spump:

 

[L3ggy]

Re: How do you Masturbate?

With my hand?

 

[ChefChiTown]

Re: How do you Masturbate?

With my hand?

You FREAK!!! :eek:

 

[L3ggy]

Re: How do you Masturbate?

What did i say?!?!?!

 

[DJP]

Re: How do you Masturbate?

with left hand. right hand is for the mouse:thumbsup: