1. Chelsea
2. Man City
3. Arsenal
4. Liverpool
They need to really pull their fucking socks up to stand a chance of 4th. Like, immediately. Aside from beating Quite Poor Really by the odd goal in five in lucky circumstances (a team that recently got thumped 4-0 by both the otherwise misfiring Man United and Spurs) they can't buy a win.
Oh, there's also zero chance Spurs will finish above Man United. Their defence might be makeshift but ours is made of polystyrene. A strong gust of wind scores past us right now.