That reminds me of my intentionally silly reply to a trivia question I saw posted recently. The question was: What company recently tried to Trademark the term "footlong"! Of course the answer was Subway. What was my reply? Trojan Condoms of course! Ha ha ha!jitna, I won't pile on, but wow you did walk into that one.
Just think you could have gone to the "other" USC and just been called a condom.
jitna, I won't pile on, but wow you did walk into that one.
Just think you could have gone to the "other" USC and just been called a condom.
Now you are having fantasies about cocks tearing through trojans!?!? That's just sick! Ha ha ha!oh come on, we all know that the cocks would just tear right through the trojans.
I thought the way you normally took care of that was by simply dropping the soap! Or is that just the way you keep yourself entertained!?!? Ha ha ha!got to keep the inmates entertained, dont i?
I'd say the same about jitna, BUT, since he has never ACTUALLY been with a woman, I can not! Unless we are including shemales, and blow up dolls, then jitna is MORE than qualified! Ha ha ha!you want me to stop? i thought you were having fun
- things Jon said both times hes been with a woman
I'd say the same about jitna, BUT, since he has never ACTUALLY been with a woman, I can not! Unless we are including shemales, and blow up dolls, then jitna is MORE than qualified! Ha ha ha!
Remember, if you live in an area that recognizes Daylight Savings Time (Nikki does not), you need to turn your clocks ahead one hour at 2:00 am to 3:00 am Sunday morning! Wouldn't want to end up showing up late for church on Sunday! Ha ha ha!
If you live in Europe or UK, wait 2 more weeks before doing this, otherwise you will be turning up for appointments an hour early over the next fortnight. Clocks SPRING forward on 27th March in Europe and UK.
that must make it even more confusing if youre traveling between america and europe
There's an idea for the title of your autobiography should you ever decide to write one:From cocks to clocks. wonderful.
Mini Poll for Nikki!: would you rather have a foot long veggie or a jumbo Mr. Tube Steak?!?
![]()
can I use this as my signature? :1orglaugh
hrmmm.... bjf... veggies being the topic du jour
(& while I am appreciative of my canines and their purpose in eating, i enjoy the occasional hummus wrap while driving)
I was at a wedding recently, and as usual passing up the meat, and asking for more potatoes, when I received the inevitable question: "so, where do you get your protein...?" to which my date announced to the entire table without batting an eye, "she swallows!" I was not interrogated about my vegetarianism from that moment forward!
Anonymous, believe it or not
What do you call a vegan guy who likes to pleasure himself?
A non-dairy creamer.
A young vegan couple decided to spice up their life so they bought "The Joy of Sex." A friend later asked them if the book had helped. Disgusted, the lady replied, "We didn't know what we were getting into. That book goes against everything we believe." The friend, a bit surprised, asked them if they were against free sexual expression. "No," said the man, "but you wouldn't believe what they want us to put in our mouths!"
There was a vegan and her husband wanted head. She said that she didn't eat weiners.
Why do vegans give good head?
Because they are used to eating nuts.
I may be vegan but I still eat pussy.
Why are all lesbians vegetarian?
Because they don't eat meat.
from vegetus.org
have a great weekend, gang!
Pax
RA
hey, man, if she calls herself a woman then she counts as a woman. come on now, have some manners. thats why theyre called chicks with dicks, not dudes with boobs.
From cocks to clocks. wonderful.
haha. NOT a foot long! Jeezus. No way!
what about "bitches with balls"?