Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread
Hey gang, since Nikki is on the DL so to speak, today will probably only be another trial run of "Mindless Musing Mondays," and we will probably do a full roll out when she is better! If you have any that you would like to add today, feel free! If you have any pithy comments toward mine.....feel free to do that too! Since I have another hectic day today, I decided, in honor of my Pittsburgh Steelers' quest for their 7th Super Bowl win, I'd post 7 musings for now before I go to bed! Some are serious, some are comical! I tried to mix it up this week! But, they are all SADLY original! Ha ha ha!
1. If we, the general public, and the media stop paying attention to people who are overtly freaks & attention whores, will people stop acting like such total & utter freaks? Will we ever stop feeding the freaks?
2. Was Soylent Green created by mixing Soylent Blue & Soylent Yellow? It's only 11 years away.....Inquiring minds need to know!
3. When I take my mother to the doctors, which I have to do today, I always see this same car with a "pro-life" bumper sticker that reads something like: "Choose Life! Aren't You Glad Your Mother Did?" I always feel like sticking something beside it that reads: "No, It Was One Of The Biggest Mistakes She Ever Made In Her Life.......What's Your Point?" Ha ha ha!
4. If you call 867-5309.......what are the odds that you will actually get "Jenny" or even Jennifer for that matter? Ha ha ha!
5. Given that rotary phones were basically completely on their way out when I was still a kid, why do we STILL say "dial a number"? No "rotary what's" comments please.....I feel old enough already! Ha ha ha!
6. Are Totino's Pizza Rolls & Pillsbury Toaster Strudel REALLY a kid's favorite things & what they REALLY want to eat?!?!? And, if so......God help us all!
7. Why does New Orleans have a Jazz Festival that basically features exactly ZERO acts that ACTUALLY play JAZZ???
Well that's all for this week guys! Don't WORRY.....I have PLENTY more! You can take that as a threat, a promise, or both! Ha ha ha!
And Nikki......still hoping you get to the bottom of what ails you & it clears up for you & fast! A world with you ailing just seems to be a darker & more dreary place to be! Nobody deserves to suffer like that......and you don't deserve it even more than most! Just keep your humor and great personality about you......even though it is hard.....because we all know you will get to the bottom of it & it will clear up for you! You & I both know, sadly it often gets worse before it gets better. But, you have to keep the faith......because we all know it usually does just that.......GET BETTER!