Nikki Nova

[NikkiNova]

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It actually only applies to people born 2009 or later so technically you rsign didn't REALLY change. It's kind of like Vedic astrology is based on an ancient calendar. According to Vedic astrology I am a Sagitarius with a Sag rising. Accoding to traditional astrology I am a Capricorn with Sag rising. Basically either way I am a little of both. It's quite accurate for me because I take on a lot of traights for both signs. That being said I am still a Capricorn in traditional astrology and this new astrological chart is only applicable to those born 2009 or later....just FYI.
For those of you who have NO IDEA what in the hell we are talking about...here ya go

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/13/new-zodiac-sign-dates-oph_n_808567.html#s223656

Hope you are all having a super day!!
Nikki Nova

I just saw a story on this & did some additional research & Nikki, I just had to get your feelings & take on the changes in the zodiac.

I saw that you are now a Sagittarius instead of a Capricorn!

It seems like all of my friends and ****** have changed too:

My *** went from an Aquarius to your old sign of Capricorn!

My ******* went from a Libra to a Virgo!

My girlfriend also went from a Libra to a Virgo!

I of course went from being a Pisces to being.....drum roll....A PISCES! ha ha ha!

Well, I just had to see how you feel about the changes & the addition of the 13th sign.....Ophiuchus!?!?!?

 

[jitna]

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Yeah, Brenda Song will turn 23 on March 27th, and she is STILL playing high school socialite London Tipton on "that boat show" AKA that Disney masterpiece "The Suite Life on Deck," which also stars those master thespians, the Sprouse twins, Cole & Dylan! And now you know......the rest of the story! This is Paul Harvey........Good Day!:laugh: (was that last reference lost on any/everybody?) ha ha ha!

and its got the guy who played the ***** recurring role of Hooch on scrubs. anytime i see him on tv, i have the urge to repeat 'Hooch is crazy'

 

[RodgerBama]

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You will have to let us know what kind of dog you get after you move. I have one that came from a rescue as well that I have to admit I have spoiled him rotten. I just wish I knew what happened to him the first few years of his life, he is house trained, leash trained, loves to ride in a car and more but at the same time he can be very skiddish. Now if he just did'nt snore so much.

Anyway I wanted to add some for bad joke friday

fishing story

I went fishing this weekend, but after a short time I ran out of bait.
Then I saw a cotton-mouth water moccasin snake with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little ******* in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth

 

[RodgerBama]

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And 2 more for your enjoyment (hopefully)


Counseling - Southern Style

Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing Tobacco and ******** **** when suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."

Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of **** and says,

"Better think it over.............women like that are hard to find."



The local Nympho

The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office.
"What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.
"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."
"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."
"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"

 

[jitna]

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It actually only applies to people born 2009 or later so technically you rsign didn't REALLY change. It's kind of like Vedic astrology is based on an ancient calendar. According to Vedic astrology I am a Sagitarius with a Sag rising. Accoding to traditional astrology I am a Capricorn with Sag rising. Basically either way I am a little of both. It's quite accurate for me because I take on a lot of traights for both signs. That being said I am still a Capricorn in traditional astrology and this new astrological chart is only applicable to those born 2009 or later....just FYI.
For those of you who have NO IDEA what in the hell we are talking about...here ya go

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/13/new-zodiac-sign-dates-oph_n_808567.html#s223656

Hope you are all having a super day!!
Nikki Nova

personally, i call bullshit on this new adjustment, the signs have probably been off for centuries. not to mention, what does a scientist have to do with astrology? assuming astrology has any reality to it, one more revolution around the sun isnt going to make everything suddenly off. and a new sign? thats just stupid. you cant just change a mystical tradition like that.

 

[NikkiNova]

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Oh **** I totally forgot it was Friday aka "bad Joke Friday". Ok this is one of the more offensive jokes tha I know so it is bad in THAT way. If anyone is offended please lighten up. It's just a joke and the whole point is that it is BAD joke Friday which includes bad of all kinds. In my case it's usually politically incorrect and offensive.

Q). Why do Mexicans always serve tamales at Xmas time?

A). So they have something to unwrap.

 

[TheVern]

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I'm glad you had a good day Nikki and were able to retrive the box with your ******'s belongings. I have been busy with getting my place cleaned up after roomate moved out and have not had a chance to get online to do much of anything. I have seen "The Social Network" and I belive Jesse Eisenber should be nominated along with Sorkin's Screenplay, and Fincher's direction. I **** remakes, but I am curious about David FIncher's Adaptation of "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo". Still need to see "True Grit" "Black Swan" was AMAZING.

 

[Jon S.]

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Just under the wire, here are some jokes for Bad Joke Friday:

Dumb Donald took his Biology exam last Friday. He was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Sadly for him, apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were not the correct answers the professor was looking for!

Q: What do you get when you have 32 people from Alabama?

A: A full set of teeth of course!


Q: How is sex like playing Bridge?

A: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand!

 

[jitna]

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dumb donald? wasnt he in fat albert?

 

[Jon S.]

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Here's another......and it's actually a JBS original that I just came up with:

Q: Since the Catholic Church does not believe in using condoms, what do Priests (like to) wear on their dicks instead?

A: Altar Boys!


Okay.....so that is more of a "sad but true" statement.....but it is STILL a BAD joke!

 

[Jon S.]

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dumb donald? wasnt he in fat albert?

Though it is purely coincidental.......now that you mention it.....yes he was!

 

[ezteban]

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Oh **** I totally forgot it was Friday aka "bad Joke Friday". Ok this is one of the more offensive jokes tha I know so it is bad in THAT way. If anyone is offended please lighten up. It's just a joke and the whole point is that it is BAD joke Friday which includes bad of all kinds. In my case it's usually politically incorrect and offensive.

Q). Why do Mexicans always serve tamales at Xmas time?

A). So they have something to unwrap.

:1orglaugh Si si ! :yesyes:

 

[NikkiNova]

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Thank you. This is one of the greatest compliments I could get. It means more to me than you know.Yes there is a LOT more to me than the outer shell as there is with most people actually. My outer shell is bursting at the seems and I have to let it out. This is why I love to write to much. I have a lot to say. hahaha
Nikki Nova
Follow me on twitter http://twitter.com/nikki_nova
my site www.nikkinova.com
my blog http://clubnikkinova.com/blog/

Am I alone in seeing "Nikki Nova" more as an AMAZING kindred spirit than as an OBJECT of infatuation? If I am, and I am wrong, I don't want to be right! I understand that the language that I used could be seen as being slightly contradictory......but I believe you all know what I mean!

Nikki, I for one do not even have to see you naked (no complaints there either of course......cough cough!), to really dig you & to see that you are truly an extraordinary, and intelligent (and of course beautiful) person/woman who has her head screwed on straight (which in this day and age.....anyone with their head screwed on straight....is a rarity indeed)! Am I weird.....but I actually find intelligence to be an extremely attractive quality?!?!?

It's hard to believe that about 3 months (and a heart ******) ago, I wasn't even aware of "Nikki Nova"! If not for the heart ******, and the free time that resulted from it, I probably would still not be aware of you/her! Coming across you has definitely been a BRIGHT spot in a trying time!

On the subject of intelligence, and knowing that you are, Nikki are you also a fellow member of MENSA......or did you find that to be too pretentious? My intellect is one weakness that I am prideful of......so, of course, I had to join when the opportunity presented itself!

 

[NikkiNova]

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Well this is not my grandfather. This is my ****** and I have no brothers or sisters. I am his ONLY *****. My parents were divorced for many years already when he was ****** and my ****** had been remarried for 9 years already so it was given to me by my grandfather (fathers ******) when my ****** died. My ****** meant and means the world to me. He is who I take after in almost every way....but most especially mentally and in personality. I am NOTHING like my ****** and thank god for it. She is the one who was keeping the box from me simply out of resentments she has had towards me most of my life. There is a reason I live 2500 miles away and have been on my own since I was a ***. Lets just say "home" wasn't a safe place to be. My grandparents on both sides are wonderful, amazing people. Only 2 of them are still around and not in good health. They are the only ****** I really have other than an uncle that just finally came back on the radar after many years and one amazing aunt on my ******* side and her 2 **** (my fave cousins). They're all so far away though and it's complicated due to my ******. At least I finally have my box back though. I had to go to the rest of the ****** and basically out her about the fact that she had been keeping it from me for years to get her to give it to me but...it worked and I got it. She is so affraid of them finding out what she truly is and what she has done to me over the years that she didn't JUST send it to me. She went out of her way to bring it all of the way up to my grandparents (2 1/2 hours away from her) and send it from there in front of everyone and she even wrote stuff on a card in front of them saying "you are the best thing that I have ever done and I never had any intentions of keeping this from you. I love you always ***". Um...that was just for show. I mean 100% complete bullshit! I have been calling, emailing and writing to her for YEARS asking and then demanding it and she would either give excuses , say no or just not respond. She didn't come when I was in a **** from that accident years ago and I even have emails from my friends ******* from back home where they quoted her saying the following "Yes she might die but I'm waiting for tickets to get cheaper and she has plenty of friends for love and suport". Um if your *** was literally at death door and Dr's were telling you tha it didn't look good and she would probabaly die, don't you think you would be there immediately come hell or high water. No my ****** is not rich BUt she is retaired as well as my ********** and they have retirement funds and a financial advisor and she still worked a different job just because she is workaholic and even her credit cards had HUGE limits on them so...??? I mean really? She eventually did come in after I made it OUT of the **** and because I needed to have an immediate ****** member sign me out and take responsibility for home care. She is my only immediate ****** member. She did and then physically attacked me once I was at home alone with her because for the first time in I was weak enough for her to let loose all of her resentments towards me that she had been holding in. I threw her out my house and threatened her with the police if she didn't leave. That is why I was alone for the predators to come out of the woodwork after my accident and steal my lifes savings, sign me into ******* contracts, and other more horrible predatory acts. I was supposed to be overseen and taken care of at the time and NOT left alone! I have been advised to sue her but that won't do any good. It won't change anything and honestly it's best to have her out of my life completely at this point. The rest of the ****** (distant relatives) didn't know how serious my condition was. They just assumed that if my ****** left me that I must have been ok to leave. My friends thought my ****** was taking care of me and I was completely mentally handicapped at the time and unable to understand what was happening much less communicate it to others. There's WAY more to the story going all of the way back to my fathers death but it will all be in my book and believe me that woman will get a signed copy at her doorstep. I have said it before and I will say it again, most of us in the adult industry don't come from the greatest of families or quite frankly we wouldn't have ended up here. That's the reality.
Nikki Nova
Follow me on twitter http://twitter.com/nikki_nova
my site www.nikkinova.com
my blog http://clubnikkinova.com/blog/

Nikki says read I read. Ive got to echo your wow. That's pretty awesome. somehow i ended up with my grandfathers dogtags. seeing how certain members of my ****** went after some of his stuff, its a miracle none of them grabbed it. my grandmother actually had to give me his high school ring so my uncles wouldnt fight over it. its really cool that you finally got all your **** stuff. looks like 2011 has been a pretty good year for Miss NikkiNova

 

[NikkiNova]

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hahahahahahahah. I have worse and more innappropriate but I will save them for next Friday because after all..it's now Saturday.
tee hee
Nikki Nova
Follow me on twitter http://twitter.com/nikki_nova
my site www.nikkinova.com
my blog http://clubnikkinova.com/blog/

:1orglaugh Si si ! :yesyes:

 

[NikkiNova]

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Ok guys I am off now to make and eat breakfast and feed my cat who is climbing all over my right now meowing. After that I should probabaly head to the gym being as though I have been away from it for like 10 days due to my "vacay". Now you take into consideration al of the bad food I ate while on vacation on top of it and I need to get on the stairmaster for a spell. haha. I can't remember if I told you guys this or not but my webmaster Buzz Aziani and his wife Rachel Aziani are the greatest friends and people a person could work with. I came home to what I originally thought was some random box at my door. I opened it and it was full of assorted Belgian chocolate truffles. It was so much. I guesed at it being like 50 0f them. I was wrong. I counted. It was more like 80!!!!!! Like I said...I gotta get to the gym after breakfast. hahahaha
I hope you guys are having a WONDERFUL weekend wherever you are. I am JUST NOW seeing the results of the MFO contest. I am SO HAPPY that 2 of the people I was voting for won in the categories I was voting for them in. Mariah Milano for best website and Miss Hybrid for best Eurobabe. Fuck yeah!!!! So deserved! I am so happy for them both!!!
Nikki Nova
Follow me on twitter http://twitter.com/nikki_nova
my site www.nikkinova.com
my blog http://clubnikkinova.com/blog/

 

[jitna]

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Well this is not my grandfather. This is my ****** and I have no brothers or sisters. I am his ONLY *****. My parents were divorced for many years already when he was ****** and my ****** had been remarried for 9 years already so it was given to me by my grandfather (fathers ******) when my ****** died. My ****** meant and means the world to me. He is who I take after in almost every way....but most especially mentally and in personality. I am NOTHING like my ****** and thank god for it. She is the one who was keeping the box from me simply out of resentments she has had towards me most of my life. There is a reason I live 2500 miles away and have been on my own since I was a ***. Lets just say "home" wasn't a safe place to be. My grandparents on both sides are wonderful, amazing people. Only 2 of them are still around and not in good health. They are the only ****** I really have other than an uncle that just finally came back on the radar after many years and one amazing aunt on my ******* side and her 2 **** (my fave cousins). They're all so far away though and it's complicated due to my ******. At least I finally have my box back though. I had to go to the rest of the ****** and basically out her about the fact that she had been keeping it from me for years to get her to give it to me but...it worked and I got it. She is so affraid of them finding out what she truly is and what she has done to me over the years that she didn't JUST send it to me. She went out of her way to bring it all of the way up to my grandparents (2 1/2 hours away from her) and send it from there in front of everyone and she even wrote stuff on a card in front of them saying "you are the best thing that I have ever done and I never had any intentions of keeping this from you. I love you always ***". Um...that was just for show. I mean 100% complete bullshit! I have been calling, emailing and writing to her for YEARS asking and then demanding it and she would either give excuses , say no or just not respond. She didn't come when I was in a **** from that accident years ago and I even have emails from my friends ******* from back home where they quoted her saying the following "Yes she might die but I'm waiting for tickets to get cheaper and she has plenty of friends for love and suport". Um if your *** was literally at death door and Dr's were telling you tha it didn't look good and she would probabaly die, don't you think you would be there immediately come hell or high water. No my ****** is not rich BUt she is retaired as well as my ********** and they have retirement funds and a financial advisor and she still worked a different job just because she is workaholic and even her credit cards had HUGE limits on them so...??? I mean really? She eventually did come in after I made it OUT of the **** and because I needed to have an immediate ****** member sign me out and take responsibility for home care. She is my only immediate ****** member. She did and then physically attacked me once I was at home alone with her because for the first time in I was weak enough for her to let loose all of her resentments towards me that she had been holding in. I threw her out my house and threatened her with the police if she didn't leave. That is why I was alone for the predators to come out of the woodwork after my accident and steal my lifes savings, sign me into ******* contracts, and other more horrible predatory acts. I was supposed to be overseen and taken care of at the time and NOT left alone! I have been advised to sue her but that won't do any good. It won't change anything and honestly it's best to have her out of my life completely at this point. The rest of the ****** (distant relatives) didn't know how serious my condition was. They just assumed that if my ****** left me that I must have been ok to leave. My friends thought my ****** was taking care of me and I was completely mentally handicapped at the time and unable to understand what was happening much less communicate it to others. There's WAY more to the story going all of the way back to my fathers death but it will all be in my book and believe me that woman will get a signed copy at her doorstep. I have said it before and I will say it again, most of us in the adult industry don't come from the greatest of families or quite frankly we wouldn't have ended up here. That's the reality.
Nikki Nova
Follow me on twitter http://twitter.com/nikki_nova
my site www.nikkinova.com
my blog http://clubnikkinova.com/blog/

well fuck. ive got to agree it might be best just to cut ties. where she goes to your grandparents just to send it to you? that just seems crazy. were just fans, but i think theres enough people that love you that you should just be able to stay away from that poison

 

[NikkiNova]

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Life I said there is a reason I have been on my own since I was *****...LITERALLY and I was able to "legally" have a place in my name when I turned 18. That is when I sold my car for airfare and rent and moved to Cali for good. The other side of the country. This woman IS poison. You have NO IDEA how evil she really has been to me even as a small *****. She is truly one of the most calculating and manipulative people I have ever known. All of my friends who met her when I was growing up know the deal. There is a reason that I have friends and the same ones since I was a ***** and I consider them much more ****** then she will ever be. Remember earlier on in the thread when we were talking about cooking and I said cooking has always been a form of zen to me and I used to watch cooking shows as a *****. Well I was given house key at 6 or 7 and have been taking care of myself ever since. I used to watch Julia Childs because that is all there was to choose from back then and I used to cook actual meals. I was a grown up in many ways already because I had to be my own parent. I used to see my ****** from time to time but due to the line of work he was in it wasn't very often and it wasn't easy. When we did see each other however it was amazing.
Nikki Nova

well fuck. ive got to agree it might be best just to cut ties. where she goes to your grandparents just to send it to you? that just seems crazy. were just fans, but i think theres enough people that love you that you should just be able to stay away from that poison

 

[Jon S.]

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Well I'm definitely a happy camper......& I think most of you know why!

 

[Jon S.]

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I'm on my iPhone right now trying to calm myself down (and keep from having something happen......jk.....kinda), so I'll comment later this weekend when I get on my computer! But, I felt that I had to share something right now:

Nikki, as my ******'s ****** died (of a heart ******) when she was 3, I'll share something with you that I always say/said to her:

In all sincerity Nikki, you grew up to be an amazing woman! Take my word for it......your ****** sees the wonderful person you became.......& he is definitely PROUD of his little girl! Nikki, you are & always will remain the APPLE of your ******'s eye!

You clearly overcame a lot.......and you didn't let it destroy you.....and you didn't turn out all bitter & jaded! You turned out pretty damned good if I may say so!

I mean that in all sincerity!

Much love to you Nikki!