nicknames for jerking off

[CapnDred]

Making the bald man cry

 

[Facial_King]

Bopping the bologna (or "baloney" for those who don't care to learn how to spell)

 

[clogselfe]

Go downloading!

 

[Devout Pornist]

Beating the Joe

 

[Bigoldowls]

I'm off for a Jodrell.

 

[Devout Pornist]

Touching the One Eyed Snake

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

corralling the tadpole