nicknames for jerking off

[Mistyck]

Relieving some tension.

 

[YMIHERE]

The Devil's handshake.

 

[Becks...poamr]

Jr. Olympic pole vaulting

dishonorable discharge


:1orglaugh

 

[Fresno]

Hand humping

 

[Dr. Ogba]

Taking Captain Pickard to warp factor 9

 

[gunslingingbird]

-Adjusting your set.
-Having a tug-o'-war with cyclops.
-Doing one-hand pull ups.
-Meeting with Palmela Handerson.
-Squeezing one off.
-One-handed pole vaulting.
-Fist-kabobing.
-Having a conversation with Rosy Palms.
-Flogging the dolphin.
-Waxing the carrot.
And my personal favorite
-Burping the worm.

 

[member006]

Nicknsames for jerking off? I'd rather count floor tiles. :dunno:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s8nRL2bPCU&feature=related

Would be more fun too I think.

LL

 

[slowhand]

Squeezing the willy


popping the top


Shoot the moon. :1orglaugh

 

[I love Cassia]

Wank
Toss
Flog
Bat
Rubbin one out

Having a " JOHN BULL " :thumbsup:

 

[dave_rhino]

Wank (pure and simple )

Han Solo.

Maddam Palm and her five lovely daughters.

 

[Fresno]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s8nRL2bPCU&feature=related

Would be more fun too I think.

LL

That was good LadyLove. I liked it.

 

[MRPIMPN4EVA]

Beatin meat.

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

Whistling at Oliver North
Criticizing the old German peasant
Spewing forth the juicy jambalaya
Setting free the proletariat
Dimming the lights to conserve energy
Reminiscing about your box turtle
Breaking out of the POW camp
Complementing the handsome gent
Sockin' the Moroccan
Sorting through your precious gems
Kissing the kangaroo

college boy

 

[Facetious]

blowing a nut / I blew my nut

 

[Fresno]

The snake dance

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

5 knuckle shuffle

 

[dick van cock]

without reading the entire thread... I took this from a TV Western:

"wiggle the bean"

:rubbel:

... in German we call it: "bald head - hat" ("Glatze - Hut")

 

[negator]

standing upright and proclaiming in a voice which is both loud and clear, "i am masturbating over here!"

 

[Evil Hobo]

Taking Captain Pickard to warp factor 9

Hahaha PMSLMAO :rofl:
Consulting Dr. Jerkov

 

[Devout Pornist]

holding the piece