nicknames for jerking off

[DukeLaCrosse]

wiping the viper
shaking the snake
slapping the slug
grabbing the slab
pulling the python
grasping the asp
caressing the cobra
squeezing the squid
buffing the bishop
yanking the plank
playing tug-of-war with cyclops
:nanner:

 

[Fresno]

rubbing the old meet poll

 

[jumbo_jim]

A quick 50 flicks of the wrist
Bashing the Bishop
Having a Tug
Cracking 1 out

 

[member006]

Alone again

 

[anomaly]

No date.
Too much free time.
Scared to talk to women.
Just bought new porn.

 

[feoe123453]

Chokin the chicken
Jerkin the gurkin (however you spell gurkin)
Slappin the salami
Masturbating
Self-stimulation

 

[Smittmaestro]

whipping up a protein shake
flogging the dolphin
jerking yourself a soda

-cs™

 

[Bellop]

Shaving the Carrot
Having a Tommy Tank
Saying 'Hi' to my monster
Spanking my monkey
Having a bash
Whacking one out
Jacking off

 

[negator]

shaking hands with mr lincoln

 

[Quagmire33]

slapping the dolphin

 

[senob44]

Whistling at Oliver North
Criticizing the old German peasant
Spewing forth the juicy jambalaya
Setting free the proletariat
Dimming the lights to conserve energy
Reminiscing about your box turtle
Breaking out of the POW camp
Complementing the handsome gent
Sockin' the Moroccan
Sorting through your precious gems
Kissing the kangaroo

 

[audra fan]

punching the clown

 

[Fresno]

The two handed jerk

 

[Imagine]

On behalf of Pratchet fans everywhere, I feel obligated to mention "a date with Ms Palm (and her five daughters)".

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

feelin' the eel
chokin' the pope
pleasin' the weasel

 

[ballzano]

meeting an old friend
taking care of business

 

[AFA]

Nicknsames for jerking off? I'd rather count floor tiles. :dunno:

 

[jamrak]

Nicknsames for jerking off? I'd rather count floor tiles. :dunno:

good for you that you can afford yourself to count them... but someimes floor covering is not tiled! people just ain't got no choice but to invent nicknames for jerking! :hatsoff:

 

[Violator79]

waxing the carrot
shooting putty at the moon
bleeding your weed

 

[Juiceman]

Well.......let's see....how about...Burping the Worm !!!!