Nevada brothel seeking a few good men in US first

[gunslingingbird]

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (AFP) – The world's oldest profession is getting a surge of new blood, thanks to a decision this week that opens the door to the first legal male prostitutes in US history.

The Shady Lady Ranch, a small brothel about 150 miles from Las Vegas where about four female prostitutes now work, is accepting applications via its website for male sex workers after receiving the go-ahead from the local board that licenses prostitutes.

"My wife wanted to try this, so I said OK," said 78-year-old Jim Davis, a retired architect from California who has owned the brothel with his wife for 17 years. "We don?t know whether it?s going to work or not, but it?s gonna be fun to find out."

Nevada is the only US state to allow legal prostitution, but the laws governing it specify cervical screenings for female sex workers. The Davises persuaded the Nevada Board of Health to grant a waiver creating a health-screening process for men, which involves urethral tests.

Any of you guys interested in applying? BlueBalls, I'm certain the urethral tests will appeal to you. :eek:

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[J_Mags]

I'm pretty sure if I worked there, all the girls would do is laugh like a hyena at me. :tongue:

 

[Sicario]

This is an excellent opportunity for sponsorship with FreeOnes catheters. Imagine the possibilities.

 

[Jane Burgess]

Man candy.

 

[maildude]

I went to the job fair, but they said I didn't have the right credentials.

 

[StanScratch]

I'm in. Any job that pays $500 for 30 seconds of work is more than worth it.

 

[roronoa3000]

Where can I apply? I gots the goods.

 

[sporty_carr]

Greg needs to be sure to remember to send his pic with his application.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I'm in. Any job that pays $500 for 30 seconds of work is more than worth it.

I think they're looking for the opposite, actually. I may be wrong, though. flylicker

 

[gunslingingbird]

Where can I apply?

You read really far into the article, huh?

From the second sentence:

The Shady Lady Ranch... is accepting applications via its website for male sex workers after receiving the go-ahead from the local board that licenses prostitutes.

:tongue:

 

[316sherm]

Signs the economy is picking up?:rofl:

 

[GregCentauro]

Where can I apply? I gots the goods.

Obese pensioners make you horny? :dunno:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Obese pensioners make you horny? :dunno:

They're not the only ones that need sex. What if Rosie O'Donnell decided she wanted to try men for a change? She'd need someone to deliver for her. Or what if Cathy Bates were looking for a nice, young stud? :eek:

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Americans only? Sorry ladies, that means you all get to miss out on my three-inch cock.

 

[JayJohn85]

I'm in. Any job that pays $500 for 30 seconds of work is more than worth it.

lulz

 

[Red Spyder]

Have you guys considered that a client may be some ex-con named Big Bubba that may be really missing the old 'dropped the soap in the prison shower' and wants to pay you to drop it? Count me out! :eek:

 

[JayJohn85]

Have you guys considered that a client may be some ex-con named Big Bubba that may be really missing the old 'dropped the soap in the prison shower' and wants to pay you to drop it? Count me out! :eek:

Besides that I highly doubt its going to be grade A quality females calling around for some. So not only expect more and expect totally ripped blokes but 30 seconds isnt going to be a problem more like coming might be lmao. And they of course arent gonna not want that, as they got to feel desirable to keep up the illusion.

 

[Psychology]

I'd so sign up for this. Grade A women? They can be grade W for all I care. Sex is sex. I wish they'd hire me, but I'm not exactly is the best physical shape where I would be attractive to women in a business sense. I'd be living the dream if I went to work and was having sex all day long.

 

[HELLRAISER]

I would apply for this gig if I could last longer then a minute

 

[Shadowslayer77]

Couldn't do it. Like to have some control over who I am having sex with, that may just be me.