Nevada brothel seeking a few good men in US first

[D-rock]

Just remember some things.

1. By far the biggest group of people that pay for male prostitutes are...other men.
2. The second biggest group of people that pay for male prostitutes are...ugly undesirable women.
3. Male prostitutes don't get paid very well, especially if they are unwilling be with the group from number 1 above.

Think about it. How many hot attractive women out there in the world would ever have to even come close to paying for sex? They already could have men crawling over to them if they wanted, for free, heck they could have people pay them. The only way a male prostitute could be anything other than one of the most miserable jobs in the world is if that person is absolutely positively the greatest thing since sliced bread and the one of the greatest, manliest people of all time, because if he's not that it's not looking too good.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Me thinks it more about sucking another dude's cock than it is fucking some woman that is hot.

 

[BlueBalls]

BlueBalls, I'm certain the urethral tests will appeal to you. :eek:

I am SO there! :nanner:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I'm pretty sure most of the women who show up will look like Marge Schott or Courtney Love.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

I'm pretty sure most of the women who show up will look like Marge Schott or Courtney Love.

Hey doll, come here! :cigarette hacking for several seconds:

I'm not wearing any underwear!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Nevada brothel seeking a few good men in US first

The title says it all! A few good men!

Once they walk in my room, I will politely tell them to put their money on the table if that's how it works, I will undress and then scream out:

YOU WANT MY STDs!!!!???? YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY STDs!!!!!!!!

Then I will collect my money, go home to my wife, and let her know I remained faithful as always and still able to have a high paying job!

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Hey doll, come here! :cigarette hacking for several seconds:

I'm not wearing any underwear!

And her pubes would be trimmed into the shape of..........for FUCKs sake! Now I got an image of Marge Schott naked, rattling around in my melon.

Thanks, Baill (asshat).

 

[SgtMarine]

And her pubes would be trimmed into the shape of..........for FUCKs sake! Now I got an image of Marge Schott naked, rattling around in my melon.

Thanks, Baill (asshat).

The Cincinnati Reds. There I finished it for you.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

And her pubes would be trimmed into the shape of..........for FUCKs sake! Now I got an image of Marge Schott naked, rattling around in my melon.

Thanks, Baill (asshat).

Thats just going too far!

:eek: