Name my duck

[hiropro]

My sister bought me the old reliable smellies for Christmas.Inside was a small plastic duck.I`m asking for any suggestions for a name to call it.The duck is the same as in the link except mine is black.Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.I know i can rely on all you good people for some good ideas.Preferably female based names as bathing with a male duck would be wrong.
THANKS.

http://boots.scene7.com/s7ondemand/...mpany=Boots&sku=10077694&height=350&width=350

 

[BlueBalls]

Jasper

 

[naldo]

i think you should name it nina. after our own nina mercedes. that should give you a boner.

 

[maildude]

Lola. Lo-lo-lo-lo-Lola.

 

[BlueBalls]

Corpsegrinder? :dunno:

 

[DonkMan]

Since he is a blue duck, I think you should simply call him "Balls"

 

[tartanterrier]

Jose would be a good name.Looks like a Chelsea duck to me

 

[LBP 76]

How about 'Black Duck'?

 

[cartman24]

Maddison

Because Billy always wanted to see a blue duck in the movie Billy Maddison.

 

[Timbobjambo]

Mahershalalhashbaz

after this guy

 

[Mr. Daystar]

a l'Orange

 

[Mauser98k]

Mistress Vanessa Higgenbottom

 

[tunsty]

Bill

 

[Spleen]

Claude

 

[STDiva]

Noir

 

[DreamSparrow]

Chlamydia.

 

[titsrock]

Stinky?

 

[DOA82]

You are asking people to offer names...for a plastic duck?

Come the new year could we have a board wide embargo on dumb ass threads?

 

[sherri]

Dollie Duck

 

[Analingus]

You are asking people to offer names...for a plastic duck?

Come the new year could we have a board wide embargo on dumb ass threads?

Oh get off your high horse and have some fun.



Name the duck thingy.