My Balls Were On Fire

[tdomaster]

LOL pwned by some muscle cream :1orglaugh

 

[Magnet]

well you fucked up.

you made it 50 times worse by putting water on it!

 

[imthedevil]

I put it on my chest for sore muscles after a day of snowboarding, which btw a portly 30 year old man has no business doing. My nipples were on fire for about 45 minutes. My wife just laughed at me the whole time.

I actually had to use it again last night and the wife made sure to tell me to keep it away from the nipples.....she thinks shes funny.

Oh, and the "warsh" thing in Ohio is funny and very true.

 

[HornyOldDude]

boring

 

[D-rock]

You also have to be careful where you but Gold Bond medicated power. :1orglaugh

 

[gunslingingbird]

I have a couple similar stories that happened to me and to a couple cats I know. The one that's most like this one is when we put Icy Hot in a guy's jock just before football practice. He didn't notice and he went out and practiced like that. About 15 minutes later he was on the ground, writhing in pain. :1orglaugh

 

[Porngame]

I can see myself playing that song with my band in a video with you in the background sitting in a toilet with "steam" coming off your balls