When Your Balls Itch Like Fire The Best Remedy Is...

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

... More fire. I see this one prostitute fairly often and started noticing scratching like all heck after leaving her place. I was a little suspicious and very investigative so I went back for a few more sessions to uncover the origin of the itch. It wasn't from her well-traveled vagina because it always goes away after a few days and I'm never forced to see a doctor. It ended up being this lube that she dumps all over my junk. Today is Tuesday. The itching was fierce earlier. I jumped into the shower and turned the water scalding hot then put the pressure directly on my itchy, fiery balls. Felt so good it was practically orgasmic. I burned them until I couldn't feel the burn any longer. I thought I came but I think it was puss that ran down my leg.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I thought it was more cowbell?

 

[sean miguel]

They'll be back.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

They'll be back.

As I will be back for more with Lemon Drop as well. The itching and burning was almost as good as the fucking and cumming. I will wait for the skin on my scrotum to heal before asking for another date.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Goldbond medicated powder.....it feels like a peppermint on your balls.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Goldbond medicated powder.....it feels like a peppermint on your balls.

Will they give me my money back if I blamed the product for the removal of the pleasurable itching then burning? A better plan is to go to that store and see if they carry the lube Lemon Drop has.

Maybe I can hire a Cafeteria Lady and she can scratch my balls with her long, filthy fingernails.

"Scratch your what, honky???"

 

[fkknuckle]

I usually slam my balls in a dresser drawer or in the sliding glass door on my shower just to show them who's boss when they start actin up.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

What I don't like is getting up and into my truck on a hot Summer day and sitting right on my balls when I'm all in.

 

[Sicario]

I would apply a generous handful of Brut or Old Spice on my dick and balls to clear up that itchy feeling.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I would apply a generous handful of Brut or Old Spice on my dick and balls to clear up that itchy feeling.

That's definitely more fire down below especially if you have open and seeping sores.

 

[HehehehehehehehehehahaHyena]

Chop them off.