My Balls Were On Fire

[member979979]

Funny yet painful situation that happened to me. I pulled my groin over the weekend and it has been killing me since. Yesterday I was in bad pain so before I went to bed, I rubbed some Icy Hot (muscle cream) on my thigh trying to prevent it from getting on my balls. Well unfortunately it didn't work! It got all over my balls and it was the worse 30 minutes of my life. :eek::eek::eek:

It burned like hell!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had to jump in a cold shower and splash water on it.

Goodness gracious great balls of fire.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I thought this was going to be an actual story about flaming balls. Like, you were attempting to light a lantern with a match, and for a laugh you stuck the match in your peehole, and then you spilled the lantern oil on yourself and caught on fire...

Hey, I can dream.

That sucks. I didn't know it actually got that hot. Fuckin' Shaq.

 

[assholebythedoor]

when I was a child my uncle would bring home a bushel of crabs I would eat one then have to use the restroom forget to wash my hands before and it burnt so bad one time

I thought they were going to have to cut it off. does that make you feel better about what happened?

 

[titsrock]

How'd you pull your groin? Do you just have to wait it out until it heals?

 

[calpoon]

I've had crabs, it wasn't that bad.

 

[assholebythedoor]

what kind did you have?

 

[member979979]

How'd you pull your groin? Do you just have to wait it out until it heals?

From not stretching before workout. You can let it heal but I was trying to speed up the process.

It basically felt like pouring the hottest hot sauce down your mouth.

 

[assholebythedoor]

From not stretching before workout. You can let it heal but I was trying to speed up the process.

It basically felt like pouring the hottest hot sauce down your mouth.

i know how that feels

 

[TheThe]

ever had sex with a mint up the womans pussy, nice sensation, warm and cool at the same time. try it!

 

[assholebythedoor]

I wouldn't try it

 

[mongo18]

when I was a child my uncle would bring home a bushel of crabs

Haha your uncle gave you crabs when you were a child! :nanner::nanner::nanner:

ZING!

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Funny yet painful situation that happened to me. I pulled my groin over the weekend and it has been killing me since. Yesterday I was in bad pain so before I went to bed, I rubbed some Icy Hot (muscle cream) on my thigh trying to prevent it from getting on my balls. Well unfortunately it didn't work! It got all over my balls and it was the worse 30 minutes of my life. :eek::eek::eek:

It burned like hell!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had to jump in a cold shower and splash water on it.

Goodness gracious great balls of fire.

Eeeeek!

Years ago, I was making chilli. So, I get the hottest peppers you can find.......dice em up and through them in the pot.

Then I have to go to the john......yep you guessed it, I didn't wash (warsh as they say in southern Ohio).

I started to feel some warmth down there, so of course I reach down and spread it around even more.

A few minutes later it was the most ungodly pain I ever felt. It lasted for 5 hours. I had to dip my junk into a glass of ice water and lay spread eagled in front of a fan.

 

[somebadlemonade]

man, sorry to laugh butit reminds me of one of my friends getting dared to put bengay on his junk at school, he ran to the bathroom and when we got there he was sitting on one of the sink, it looked like he was taking a dump in a sink, funniest damn thing i can remember seeing inperson

 

[not_for_you]

i've spilled hot coffee on ma naked self before...but that's it.

 

[Timbobjambo]

Hahah I thought i seen all the troll threads already but you guys keep surprising me.

 

[maildude]

Next time just try rubbing alcohol. :eek: :crash:

 

[glk35]

I was filling my jet ski up one day and a wave hit me and splashed gas all over the front of my ski and into the water, I didnt think anything of the floating gas and continued to fill up then I started to feel a burning I had to ride with my pants down dragging my dong through the water and then ride with my pants down to try and get air on it. that shit hurt worse than anything and I did learn my lesson.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Then I have to go to the john......yep you guessed it, I didn't wash (warsh as they say in southern Ohio).

:shivers in terror:

Oh God, I hate when people say "warsh". It always reminds me of my family back in Ohio.

"Could you warsh the dishes?"
"Wow, you should really warsh your car."
"Did you warsh your balls son?"

 

[Will E Worm]

Buster Poindexter?

Me mind on fire -- Me soul on fire -- Feeling hot hot hot
Party people -- All around me feeling hot hot hot

:tongue:

 

[Master_Gio]

:1orglaugh

Sorry to laugh, but I have to say i though that this was gonna be story involving fire and testicles. Imagine my disappointment... :1orglaugh

Still, that sux bro. ICY HOT?! God, that really sux!!!!!!