My 1st Trip To Hooters

[titsrock]

The last time I went to one, there were random dudes sitting at the bar and several girls would end up sitting with these dudes, who were most likely their boyfriends....anyway.

The chances of going to Hooters and getting a waitress to take you in back to give you a blow in the hallway, on the way to the bathroom...or take you in the "secret sex chamber"...probably 0% of that every happening.

The secret sex chamber at a Hooters is also called a parking lot....:weeping:

 

[Kingfisher]

Just don't reach out and dial the radio tuners. The girls tend not to like that...

 

[maildude]

Yeah. We go there whenever some guy we work with gets a promotion or something. One time there was this hot chick who stretched out her Hooters uni so much that her titties looked like windmills. Anyway, whenever she came around near our table, she bent over so that we could see all of her goodies. All I could think about was rubbing wild buffalo wing sauce all over her crumpets, and then taming her olive branches. Man, she was really digging our ogling. It got to the point when the manager came over and demanded our 75% tip right up front. It was the bestest blowjob I never got.

 

[Alyssa Rose]

Happy Birthday Here's my present for you, its not a 'naughty school girl' but I think teacher comes close enough

http://www.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-viewer-10.php?id=9680b-88.jpg

What can I expect besides eating chicken wings, and girls with white tank tops, orange shorts and big titties?

Before you get your hopes up, some of the hooters I have been too, should not have been called hooters but Mosquito bites instead. Not ALL hooters waitresses have big titties, they used to in the old days, but now, well its kind of sad. However, that's not to say there still aren't plenty of busty big chested woman working there, but their usually the ones who spill your drinks on you.

Well sometimes they wear black shirts and shorts. And some of them seem a bit under-qualified for a job at "Hooters".

The reason some of them wear black shirts is because their either a)in training or b) they aren't waitresses, they are hostess'

Anyway, I hope you have fun

 

[Dean Henneberg]

Thank you for the present, slave.

 

[thebear247]

1st of all

i been to hooters just once in my life it felt kinda like a let down i went in expecting way different and yeah not all women are big busted but i hope you enjoy your trip.
just cus your in a wheel chair and it is a hassel to get in and out of your ride dont let that stop you from living life my friend

and hey slave my birthday is coming up on the 24th do i get a gift like that too

 

[mrtrebus]

Forgive my ignorance I am British, but Hooters is basically a fast food joint with birds in tight tops? What's the big deal? :dunno:

 

[Baill Inneraora]

^^ Not really fast food like McDonalds or Wendys, but it's wings burgers etc. The waitresses are hot nd wear very skimpy clothes. That's about it.

 

[Serpent7]

Do not set your hopes to high. Its not as good as you think, or could be.

OVERRATED IMO.

 

[titsrock]

Yeah. We go there whenever some guy we work with gets a promotion or something. One time there was this hot chick who stretched out her Hooters uni so much that her titties looked like windmills. Anyway, whenever she came around near our table, she bent over so that we could see all of her goodies. All I could think about was rubbing wild buffalo wing sauce all over her crumpets, and then taming her olive branches. Man, she was really digging our ogling. It got to the point when the manager came over and demanded our 75% tip right up front. It was the bestest blowjob I never got.

And then Maildude woke up, wiped the drool off the steering wheel of his mail truck, and proceeded to fuck up the mail for the rest of his route:hatsoff::thefinger:

 

[Nina_Mercedez]

Last time we went there Ray got food poisoning.
Be careful !

 

[racerXf1]

Those wings are the bomb. But you eat enough of those greasy things & i Promise u will puke your liver out.

 

[Dean Henneberg]

Last time we went there Ray got food poisoning.
Be careful !

Hmmmm, Nina would make a perfect Hooters girl!

 

[gunslingingbird]

Forgive my ignorance I am British, but Hooters is basically a fast food joint with birds in tight tops? What's the big deal? :dunno:

No, not birds, women. Who would want to see Big Bird in a tight top? :dunno:

 

[BlueBalls]

No, not birds, women. Who would want to see Big Bird in a tight top? :dunno:

:sing: I thought everybody heard that the bird is the word?


Bird

A female, usually attractive. Origin: British

Put to use: "That bird is fine!"

 

[Legzman]

You can expect to pay entirely to much for entirely to little food. And the girls don't always look the greatest

 

[gunslingingbird]

:sing: I thought everybody heard that the bird is the word?


Bird

A female, usually attractive. Origin: British

Put to use: "That bird is fine!"

bird
Pronunciation:
\ˈbərd\
Function:
noun
Usage:
often attributive
Etymology:
Middle English brid, bird, from Old English bridd
Date:
before 12th century

1archaic : the young of a feathered vertebrate
2: any of a class (Aves) of warm-blooded vertebrates distinguished by having the body more or less completely covered with feathers and the forelimbs modified as wings

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bird

:tongue:

 

[BlueBalls]

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bird

:tongue:

It's slang darling. Something Del Boy would say

 

[gunslingingbird]

It's slang darling. Something Del Boy would say

I know. I'm just being a pain in the ass. How am I doing so far?

 

[BlueBalls]

I know. I'm just being a pain in the ass. How am I doing so far?

Well until you lube up and squeeze that thing in there I have no idea :nannerf1:

:rofl: